Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML
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Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
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biasedshooter 24
You need to just let it go
Lone_Wolf_______ 9
You didn't knock?
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Comments (182)
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
WHAT? My god how can someone even watch that much less jerk off to it.
AiyannaG 9
Call a doctor
Badkarma4u 17
17 year old boys jerk to a lot of things. He was probably thinking about something else.
mthurston 14
Hey Elsa is pretty hot...
NutellaBear 3
17 yo? I doubt it was Frozen that got him wound up. He probably just put down the Cosmopolitan magazine you left in the bathroom. The movie also could have just been cover noise since a 17 yo can be rather animated when rubbing one out...
Magnic 6
I would understand r34 of Frozen but jerk off to the movie itself? That's weird... even for someone like me who finds almost every fetish arousing...
Tsukiyomi 16
At least it wasn't to spirited away or howls moving castle
flexseal 14
oh god. never again am i watching that movie with my baby cousin. you have poisoned my mind. now i won't stop wondering what scene it was
Ani2010 5
What scene?
ashfitpup 1
.come on knock first. .. creepy frozen