wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Anonymous
Jeremy?
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
TuteBananaCupcake
Dayton, United States
Autopilot
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0
why did you eat one
BShady96 0
this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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pink_raindrops 26
I think you're actually very lucky that it came out fine. It could have easy poked a hole anywhere while in there causing massive problems...be thankful, and ALOT more careful. I'm not sure exactly how you eat a staple without realizing it when you chew.
jude907 0
what the ****???
mxryder863 0
love how 59 got hundreds of likes 171 got negative and they both said the same thing
meowmeowgirl 0
I shat out some mechanical pencil lead before... Not a pleasant feeling :/
relyo 0
Clearly you have too much iron in your diet.
tracyle 2
and do you always look at your shat to see what's in it. ydi
ilovepueblo 0
excuse me.. did you say "shat"?
soulfulemo 0
...wow. yes. past tense of shit.
skizza_fml 3
when your doctor told you that you needed more iron in your diet, I don't think that's quite what he meant
ohthatgirl 0
how'd it get there....
soulfulemo 0
I can manage to think of a few ways.
kibbs20 0
wow, when people say "eat lead" i thought they were joking...