wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Anonymous
Jeremy?
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
TuteBananaCupcake
Dayton, United States
Autopilot
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0
why did you eat one
BShady96 0
this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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Comments (393)
J0gby 0
how did that get in there?
Prankster7o7 5
Pissed me off, so I gave up on it.
andrew7mae 0
did you go all scavenger to find it?
sj101990 3
it's sad that over half of the comments on here have to do with people not being able to open this on their iPod/iPhone/iPad/iPieceOfShit
MeyMeyChan 6
Mr. Stapler.. That's just an ordinary day for you.
soulfulemo 0
obviously....
taazer 12
how did it get there.. but im sure the postoffice would love to hire you.. cause your like that donkey that ***** out gold, but instead of gold you shit out syamps :D
emodude44 0
Why did you eat one?
justfienne 12
I love it when they're short, sweet, and to the point. =]
temp4comment 0
Maybe he didn't eat it, and maybe the stapler seemed like a good ***** at the time.