wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Anonymous
Jeremy?
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
TuteBananaCupcake
Dayton, United States
Autopilot
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0
why did you eat one
BShady96 0
this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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Comments (393)
theznuts 2
why the f$&@ would you eat a staple?
Griffus 0
I'm sorry if that was a medical staple. that's serious, and may result in more damage then one would think. call your doctor
Tristyxxx 24
anal fail
kickass1142 7
Good job. You successfully dissected your shit.
miri2224 0
wtf lmao
AllThatHit 7
the staple would dissolve in the acid in your stomach. so now the question is... why did you shove it up there?
misswendy_fml 0
this make no since. speak English.
makeitreeeal 0
it does make sense. learn to spell. shat is the past tense of the word shit.
blackrose4296 1
I think the really fml was is that you were looking at your poop
olive47_fml 0
good think u didnt go to an airport...
gmoney1625 0
how the **** did it get inside you?!?!?!?