Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband called me to our bedroom, saying he needed help with something. I found him sitting on the bed with his pants down, so I smiled and asked if he was angling for sex, which was fine with me. Nope. He needed me to pop a pimple under his ballsack. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
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gooBUZZ 0
I don't understand what the problem is? OP, don't be a bitch and help the poor guy out.
chasin_butterfli 0
did you help?
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Comments (78)
chasin_butterfli 0
did you help?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
part of every girls task is the well being and grooming of a mans ass. every guy know this
peetalover 0
1 ^^ epic picture
dsypher 0
lmao
Anthian 0
you should have bribed him for something in return.
FMLforALL 0
6: that's the first time you said something actually amusing. ;-)
cusof 0
Ew
xxcheezy7xx 5
not eww ? lick it lick iy
goldiefox 0
if you helped you could have made it all sexy and stuff so either way you both win.
shammyyy 0
I don't see how popping a pimple can be sexy in any way O.o haha
gooBUZZ 0
I don't understand what the problem is? OP, don't be a bitch and help the poor guy out.
22cute 17
wondering why you never have a gf? it's because you're gross
gooBUZZ 0
Sarcasm bro, learn it.
Pro_Nothing 9
Sarcasm doesn't work on an online forum
kachowak 0
bro how do you know if he hasn't had one? stalking not cool anymore. stalking with wrong facts just ran out of style :/
XxDevilxXGt 26
Actually sarcasm does work in words, you just have to have the mind to interpret it as sarcasm.. obviously OP should have stopped being a selfish bitch :)
chasin_butterfli 0
You know that was the perfect chance to make sure that never happens again. A very sharp, hot needle...
iDorkieRawr 14
Ohmyygoshh. Hahahaha.
Doortje 30
Boyfriends are nasty these days. Picking noses, popping pimples.. What's next?!
frear 0
crap on bed
dsypher 0
lol these days like boyfriends just started doing it
FYLDeep 26
#7, are you asking me to skip the foreplay and get straight to business?
Doortje 30
Yes! Foreplay is just so overrated.
goodlike_fml 0
your mom
FML858 0
your face
chowE_fml 4
lol he's funny
gogokira 5
If you love him then what's the problem? :/
anim0sitee 0
I agree :/ if you're uncomfortable about anything in serious relationship, you should just go ahead & get over it or get out now.
sillybilly98 0
would you pop a pimple on you boyfriends butt!?
letmeinplease 0
Yes, I would. Relationships aren't all sunshine and flowers. My boyfriend is a decent guy, and if he needs a hand, I'll lend him one.
LoveMySoldier82 0
The problem is that he wanted her to POP an infected pore on his BUTT. I'm married and would NEVER do that for my husband. He respects himself enough to never ask. Then of course neither of us has ever had issues with ass acne.
LilaBear 2
"would you pop a pimple on you boyfriends butt!?" Yes, I would. Get over yourself. It's no grosser than, say, cleaning up after someone who's thrown up coz they're sick.
capodanno 4
I've done way worse for my man. Things I've never imagined doing. But he would do anything for me so fair is fair.
Markii10 0
I know right? Next they'll want to put their body parts inside each other.
krazykyra1996 3
Win(: