Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML
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RichardPencil 32
1) Screamed that guy's sister's name. 2) Farted 3) Tried to make you a Jehovah's Witness Wish me luck. Seems others are playing the guessing games now. It's more fun that way. I don't need all of those Instant Pots I keep winning.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Based on the history of this site, he screamed his sister's name, shat the bed, got drunk, and teabagged your dog before passing out in your still crap-filled bed. Am I right?
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bidet 10
Pick up his phone and call your mother?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Based on the history of this site, he screamed his sister's name, shat the bed, got drunk, and teabagged your dog before passing out in your still crap-filled bed. Am I right?
RichardPencil 32
1) Screamed that guy's sister's name. 2) Farted 3) Tried to make you a Jehovah's Witness Wish me luck. Seems others are playing the guessing games now. It's more fun that way. I don't need all of those Instant Pots I keep winning.
tiptoppc 21
I really don’t recommend being a JW. Unless you don’t like your feet and want to be hated by everyone around you. FWIW, my dad is a JW, and it’s utterly unbearable.
HayNow 11
I would have dried up like the desert and kicked him off of me.