Today, I found out my “friend” runs several incredibly racist and homophobic Christian nationalist social media blogs. That’s really funny considering that I, a black woman, have been in a relationship with her AND her husband for nearly five years now and wasn’t told any of this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out one of my "friends" is “scared” to talk to me because I’m black. FML
Today, I learned that my "friend" told my other friends that I was homophobic, sexist, and racist. None of that is true and she's just trying to turn everyone against me for no reason. She has also apparently been talking BS behind my back. Worst part is I did nothing to her. I don't know what to do now. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I'm a queer woman who's been in love for two years with my straight Muslim female friend. If she ever found out about my interest in her, she'd probably be disgusted. It also doesn't help that my homophobic/racist/xenophobic/islamophobic Catholic family would disown me if they found out. FML
Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, after five years of being with my boyfriend, I found out that he is apparently very xenophobic. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
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Top comments
stickyface 17
That might be part of the kink for people like that - indulging in "forbidden" activities. Or maybe they're just hypocrites and shysters.
Pyrocrashe 12
expose her, she shouldn't get to hide behind anonymity.
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Pyrocrashe 12
expose her, she shouldn't get to hide behind anonymity.
stickyface 17
That might be part of the kink for people like that - indulging in "forbidden" activities. Or maybe they're just hypocrites and shysters.
DLBL 23
I'd like to know your definition of "Incredibly racist and homophobic Christian Nationalist (?)" posts. I ask because some libs are so very touchy these days...every little thing sets them off. Jeans ad, for example.
Studious_Gluteus 20
Oh no. You're probably her black friend that she uses to excuse herself.
Vexillum 5
Many such cases, I'm afraid. Homophobic pastors and politicians getting caught in bed with men, racists secretly having a race kink, women haters being the ones who are obsessed with women, etc.