Symphoniaes
Today, I got fired from my job as a florist. Why? Because my boss made me come in with a stomach virus, and I threw up on the flowers in front of customers. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
Hello wrongful termination lawsuit.
pjsr 33
This is terrible! I stopped to get you a bouquet to cheer you up ...but all the flowers smelled like puke
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
Hello wrongful termination lawsuit.
WeirdUS 30
Depends on where they live, and lawyers can be exspensive after court costs and lawyers fees they might be better off filing for unemployment.
Symphoniaes 32
Unfortunately in my state they don’t even need a reason for termination. :/ It’s fine though, I was only there temporarily to help with Mother’s Day and I have other resources available to me! ^~^
RichardPencil 32
When the puke rose with violets from your stomach, you should’ve kept your tulips shut until you reached a toilet or an empty vase.
T3chie 13
That’s usually a very hard thing to do. She may not have been able to.
RichardPencil 32
I know! Very few people have the talent to make three flower puns in one sentence.
T3chie 13
Sweetie I can do better than three, just don’t be such an asshole to someone who’s sick and probably can’t control where they throw up.
T3chie 13
Also with the way I worded my reply, your reply makes almost no sense.
interesting33 37
it would be harsh if it was meant seriously but I believe it was a joke. Part of the fml experience is the jokey comments and Richard's was prime punny material.
RichardPencil 32
Actually, it makes perfect sense. Your reply was implicitly referring to the OP’s ability to contain their vomit, but my reply thought you were discussing my singular ability to make three flower puns in not too many more words. You can’t beat that.
T3chie 13
I can’t reply to your last reply, so I’m replying to this one. No you moron, I was talking about one thing, and your reply talked about something completely different. If someone didn’t have the context, you’d look like a complete idiot. Bye bye birdie.
RichardPencil 32
I intentionally misunderstood you for comedic effect. You are still standing at zero flower puns, proving my point that I have rare talent. I somehow think you are very good at keeping your vomit in. It would go with your charming personality.
manb91uk 22
Give it Up Dicky, you can't reply the dumb away..
T3chie 13
Lol you too? Do either of you have PhD’s? If so, let’s talk some more! I have two :)
T3chie 13
Richard, I’m aware. I’m trying to have an adult conversation, while you be a child. Please come back when you can be an adult.
manb91uk 22
Evidently the first PhD didn't remove the stick from your anus, what made you think a second would help?
pjsr 33
This is terrible! I stopped to get you a bouquet to cheer you up ...but all the flowers smelled like puke
Spiritbird 17
Roses ain't red Violets ain't blue I threw up on the flowers Now they all look ewww
Lobby_Bee 18
Did you feel daisy afterwards?
Davros 12
See, I told ya. Now what's up Chuck?