Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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mudd 0
give him some instructions!
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.
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Comments (289)
FingerTips 0
just teach him how to do it! i would want my girlfriend to tell me how to "make her happy" if i didnt know how
angelkissezxox 3
hahaa
do20ss 4
sex means a lot to relationships not everything but still it's vital!!! tell him what to do, if he gets off everytime u should explain to him how u want it, tell him and he will listen, cuz I'm sure he wants to please you especially if he is so wonderful. don't be to demanding about it cuz then it's a turnoff.
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Snickerdoodles what's with you constantly changing the pic? Put the librarian one back up, you looked cute in that one :)
BlueBomber 0
Snick, minimalizing the role of sex in a marriage unfortunately reveals your considerable lack of knowledge on the subject. It shouldn't be based on sex alone, obviously, but if you could omnisciently compare marriages wherein both members are sexually satisfied versus one where they're not, the value and importance of sex would instantly become obvious. Generally I like what you have to say but I couldn't let that one go unanswered.
sweeteen16 0
wow ndl
sucubusdreams 0
amazing how many of u r ass holes. she's not bitching she's stating a fact she obviously cares about him or she would have left him by now. and all the shit about length and width means nothing if u don't kno wat the **** ur doing
tssm 0
*****
KASHMIR_fml 0
cuz guys are supposed to know already. she doesn't have to teach him
transcedental 18
snickerdoodles.. most of the time you get on my nerves :D seriously, it's nothing personal... nor I hate you or something, let's just say that I don't quite enjoy your comments, no offense.. really.. (after all people are different xD) But this time I like the way you think ^^ Although it's not quite right :D I have to agree with perdix on this one. (whose sense of humor I like btw, but his serious comments ... I simply love them ;] ) So.. yeah, relationships shouldn't be based on sex, but the truth is that when you are truly in love - you have to do your best to please your partner. Because that would definitely express your love and trust in them. You won't be selfish to get only your own ******. But even if he doesn't please you, but he still does his best to do it every single time - then, you shouldn't whine about it on FML like the OP (probably), because you'd have found a keeper