Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, my card got declined at Subway, so I walked to the nearest cashpoint thirty minutes away to frantically figure out how much cash I had in my card. As I went to pull my card out of my purse, it slipped from my grip and fell into the sewer. The guy behind me snorted with laughter. FML
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with the change I got back after buying a ball. After having waited in line for around twenty minutes, I was told that only credit cards were allowed. I'd left my wallet in my car because I thought I didn't need it. FML
Today, while paying for dinner, my card declined and my date immediately left. The waitress then ran my card again successfully. FML
Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML
Today, while checking out at Target, I had the choice of standing behind one lady or a long line. Naturally, I chose the former. Half an hour later, the long line had completely passed, and I was still standing behind the lady, who was now arguing with the cashier. FML
Today, a woman came in to order lunch. She ordered a sandwich then asked for me to configure it precisely to her complicated desires. This took a whole 5 minutes, during the lunch rush. When I told her the cost, she decided it was too expensive and cancelled her order. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
perdix 31
Fat people have excellent credit. Is that the moral of the story?
karimkz 0
FYC= F Your Creditcard
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (68)
TheWhiteDemon 0
shouldnt you be carrying some cash?
LiveThenDie 2
Exactly, always carry some cash.
Blink182ftw 0
OMG SANDWICH CRISIS!
smokeymcpottt 3
No, he ate it. The cheap fat bastard with no sandwich.
cantfightfate 0
you obviously don't know what it's like to be a broke college student.
madarchod 0
It's ur fault, make ur own sammich at home
joseph42424233 0
at 1 and 7 women aren't trusted with cash, as they could accidentaly burn it on the stove.
R2d6 0
Lmfao that's hilarious
TheWhiteDemon 0
shoulsnt any college girl who eats subway instead of semen be smart enuf to have pocket cash? even hookers should have made some money. but idk im only 14..
020266t 5
always carry a few billion at all times.
MnBran6 0
55 why so butthurt, brah?
karimkz 0
FYC= F Your Creditcard
hahaalolz 0
no, fail.
Bobby100 14
agreed. ^
perdix 31
Fat people have excellent credit. Is that the moral of the story?
Jimboom 12
Well. At least you are in the right place to ask if there are any jobs going. :-P
caseyxoxo 0
If you don't have about 6 or 7 bucks cash for your sandwich you fail. You're always supposed to carry cash with you just in case.
thatssomeBS 9
If you're broke don't go to Subway... that place is expensive.
Cxhris 0
$10 dollars for lunch. I don't think it's that big of a deal... Regardless... OP, at least walk around with$20 cash
neopeipei 0
lol
resinnet 0
Ever heard of cash, op? Why do you need a credit card for a sandwich that costs 6 bucks. That, I just don't get.
redbluegreen 41
You deserve it for going to Subway in the first place. Their cheese triangles aren't arranged on their sandwiches correctly. Those vicious slime buckets.
Phoenix1023 3
Hell yeah. And they get mad when you ask em to cut a 6 inch sub in half. How rude. I tend to do that too as well OP. At least check your balance while you're in line though, duh.
MissErikaHart 0
the 1 by my house is out of cucumbers almost every time I go.
MysteryGuitarMan 32
I have that to somthime's, thats why i prefer to pay with cash instead of with my bank still , those womens could have let you pass next to them if you had asked them nicely but still this guaranty nothing, i like this FML because it happens to me alot , because i travel alot in the states MGM
Cyosaric 0
Hey:O I'm subbed to you for some odd reason on YouTube. :D
oliver86 8
I like your videos
MrThumbsItUpMan 8
Love your videos and I had NO idea you also read fmls!!! Huge fan in general!!