Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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mudd 0
give him some instructions!
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.
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Comments (289)
perdix 31
Imabad, ImFoe, BB, Transcend and others make good points. I need to make the corollary, too. While good sex can be good for other aspects of an intimate relationship, when things start going badly in the bedroom, those other aspects are negatively affected. Something to watch out for if you are in a long-term intimate relationship.
tudor_fml 0
YDI for being crap in the sack. it takes two to tango bitch
Erindub 0
You can't just blame him sugar...try talking to him. Maybe show him how its done.
ohSNAPyall 27
Orgasms are important for happiness and intimacy, but they do not help with conception. This a Renaissance-era bit of pseudoscience that has been debunked. ****** does increase conception rates for some animals, but humans are not among them. Thankfully.
ohSNAPyall 27
*obviously I was talking about female ****** ;)
BukuElf 0
teach the slapdick.... change the motion up to what gets you off and make him use his tongue.... if you still cant get off FYL
blueflame 2
wow bitch. suck it up and get a vibrator.
pluralbusted 0
"he's never MADE me" this is YOUR body, I bet you never talk to him about it and wish he would realize what you want/need
Sekococo 0
GET A VCH it work wonders :) alone or with someone
Yankeepunk 0
Mabye you should talk to him. tell him what hes doing wrong. hey if your not enjoying it then theres a problem. If he cant pleasure u sorry your gonna have to break it off. sex is important in your life. if you dont enjoy it then your not happy.