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Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML

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mawoo_fml 0

I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice

Ferdinard 0

then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"

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zays 0

Awww.. that really does suck. :(

redsox4021 0

mmmmmmhm just a guess... HE'S A HOMOSEXUAL or YoU NEED TO DROP WEIGHT

TheBrianWing 0

maybe he just doesn't wanna f*ck you?

sskarma23 9

if you really are attractive your boyfriend is an idiot

1two3four5six 23

so he's asexual. get over it, it's not like it's his fault he doesn't like it.

saimaali 0

That's just not possible.

metalmusic 0

He could be gay and suppressing it. So yeah, it's possible, #2.

iplaylax 0

it is possible if he lacks nuts

GhostTanker 13

Hey, I'm a straight male and I don't need sex. I don't hate sex, I just find more enjoyment with being with my girl. If I can get her to smile and enjoy herself, I'm happy.

mtull08 0

#96 is gay

smurfer 0

did u ask urself why he hates it?

v1kt4r 13

forget that, 2 things she needs to clarify 1. Is she sure she has a boyfriend or is she referring to the Edward Cullen look alike in her mind? 2. Is her boyfriend really a guy or s/he the "man" in their lesbian relationship bottomline either he doesn't exist or s/he cant get it up

sleephunters 8

#30 you just made my day lmao

Rellich 0

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This is fake.

inuyashagirl 0

all good FMLs are fake

lotrgeek 10

No it's not... I'm dating one of those too.

minamail25 7

I'm with a guy who had sex and said it hurts to much. He crys everytime we try. Last time we had to go to the dr because he couldn't stand the pain.

SilverWarrior 7

Asexuality is a thing

adrianlives702 0

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hella fake! and pointless. didnt even laugh! and he prolly hates it with you. not in general.

Ferdinard 0

then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"

afrikaaner 0

Sorry hunny- He's just not that into you!

dex_ter 0

WTF.... I think people just write wht ever they Want...

LemonStarship 5

Try giving him a blumpkin.