Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
mudd 0
give him some instructions!
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.
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Comments (289)
Monikabug 9
Ok really? #120 hit this one head on. Thank you BB.
kk2krazee 0
ydi for faking...i hope he never satisfies you- just for being dumb and not communicating to him what works and what doesn't. After 2 years you think you would have some decency and try to help him if he can't make it happen on his own. You know your body better than anyone else or do you.
Igor_g5 0
So how is he so amazing? my GF has an ****** every time we see each other. actually a few of them.
LatinLegacy 8
U want my 6in dick
samantha_durano 6
so? you have the most amazing boyfriend in the world.
cytoloopy 1
stay with him... and teach him where he needs to be
cbb5j 1
he must not be as amazing as you say...
richayrton 1
you think its easy to giv a woman an ******? u are a bitch, ******* help him. there is already enough pressure on guys to perform without bitches like u making some guys feel inadequate. when I started wit my gf I was shit at sex, now I'm better but I'm still not great and its a horrible feeling. the worst, so shut the **** up op.
saby22 0
BIG DEAL!!!
dyschordia 0
To those who say (good) sex is not the whole of a relationship, I agree. However, it IS an important part of an adult life together. The best analogy I have ever encountered is "Sex in a relationship is like the salt in a meal. If it is the whole meal it will become toxic, but without it the whole thing is flat and bland". And please note: I refer to GOOD sex by this. And yes, yes - I am aware that some people cannot eat salt. I feel sorry for them... Hopefully somebody will get the point I'm trying to make.