Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
mudd 0
give him some instructions!
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.
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Comments (289)
eduardo2k 0
agree ^
Warlord708 0
I can safely say that all of you who have nothing better to do than wait for SD to show up just so you can yell at her over the INTERNET need to go find lives of your own.
CallMeHush 1
^ Right! Once you have had your first skull crushing, sheet ripping, honey we have flip the mattress because I'm not sleeping in this mess orgasim you will understand.
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
****.
Blue_Coconuts 7
But as previously stated, some woman have a really hard time getting an ******. It can be the man's fault but more often than not it's the woman unable to allow herself to have one. She could be uncomfortable with letting loose or what, but meh. I had an ex who claimed she could only come from Oral, and it had to be a certain way, it was a pain but I eventually got her from penetration. Even if it took a little bit of time.
eduardo2k 0
@warlord as far as i knw once u comment ur automatically approved to b flamed or ppl disagreeing with u. if u dnt like it dnt post n thats it
KurouTenshi 0
YDI for not teaching him better :/
Colin466 0
how old are you? if your still in your early 20's or younger, than your ****** function may not be working yet. also you need to tell him what you need, because most women don't ****** with intercourse, they ****** with direct cliteral stimulation!
Warlord708 0
@ Ed it's not disapproving of the comment that I disagree with, it's the people who just straight up live to hate. opinions should be voiced, just not the people going around saying, just because SD said it means that I have to lash out at her >.>
urp 0
ur a ****