Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered, "Cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML
Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML
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shiffizzle 13
It's been a long time cumming, but i guess you'll have to wait a little bit longer now
Purexinsanity 46
Two years is a decently long time of being together. Maybe try remembering what he did today and guide him next time? Don't give up! I'm sure you'll reach that wonderful O if you both keep working on it!
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Comments (146)
GogglesGoggles 9
Jews did 9/12
dawood_k 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's just nasty
MrSassypants 34
Ew, cooties right?
bab3ruthl3ss 16
... I feel really bad for any woman you try to get with.
classicsparkles 17
Ew touching girls, gross!
kitkatjoy_96 28
Lol you must not like the touching
Marcelb 17
Or girls
GreyTulip8763 13
I'd take that as I compliment if I were you!
rocketgurl 15
How is that a complement?
sstahpp 33
Compliment dude
lux_final_spark 18
that's ****** up
alitairi 18
if the compliment is sort of like, "you have a big nose, your eyes are too close together and you have a broad forehead.... but your smile is nice!"
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Yeah, being used for someone else to finish then getting your own needs ignored is incredibly flattering.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
I just love when people manage to misspell things that are spelled correctly right in front of their faces. It's amazing.
greekk 21
It's not the guys fault. The OP knows she has a problem finishing that's why she has stayed with him after 2 years. half of you on here seem like virgins lol.. I've been with a few women in my day and I've managed to get all to visible completion except 1. it was her not me. I tried for 6 months to get there and couldn't. it was her.
brittanysue14 10
Excuse me but why is it anybody's fault? Instead of blaming each other, people need to work together to find a solution. That's the FAULT in this world. Everybody wants somebody else to blame. And I'm pretty positive OP didn't ask to be born with a ****** that was difficult to make cum, but it's totally her fault right?
WattledParsley 11
Piss off #73
mikbrooke 25
#73 given it says he was about to make her ****** for the first time by HIMSELF, does that not suggest to you that she can manage perfectly fine and that she doesnt have a problem?
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Yeaaaah no. Dude doesn't even appear to really try. If you're at least working for it, then power to you, A for effort. This dude just gives no ***** about her happiness.
brittanysue14 10
Agreed. He's probably going through his own struggles right now and maybe bragging about being able to get girls to cum makes him feel better about himself
mfmylifesrsly 30
73 please read what 90 said. and even if a woman has a problem orgasming, you shouldn't just "stop" pleasing her. you should stop when she said she's had enough.
Dreamteambooya 3
Woohoo grammar police! Person probably just typed it on his phone. Errors happen, get over it.
greeneyedx 23
That is not a compliment whatsoever. If the gender roles were reversed you would so NOT be saying the same thing.
greeneyedx 23
That doesn't make it her fault. A person should keep trying, no matter how long it takes them. If someone is able to on their own or by helping their s/o, then it's obvious that they can. You wouldn't want a chick to give up on pleasing you to completion, would you? So don't do it to her.
shiffizzle 13
It's been a long time cumming, but i guess you'll have to wait a little bit longer now
mlelene13 7
I sang this comment in my head haha
HallahBackGirl 12
Better luck next time, which may be about two years from now...
Gauzy21 12
Hahaha small dick? Or no skill.
thatguynamedsky 32
what makes a big dick last longer?
VeganDarkLight 31
Seems like Gauzy thinks big dick=better sex, which is wrong. Also, not giving a woman an ****** doesn't mean someone isn't skilled. I've had good sex without ever having an ****** (except for when I'm masturbating during it).
rocketgurl 15
Your comments are consistently ignorant
southerngalslove 15
WITH HIS HANDS. DUMBASS.
obnum 19
95 calm down. He was talking about why she hadn't had an ****** up to this point, not what they were doing in this instant
griddy24 18
Women care way less about big dicks than you think.
igg125 30
Maybe he can finish with his tongue.
Enslaved 38
Or he could have just continued with his hands (since it was working just fine). Sounds like the BF was no longer interested in pleasing the OP after he gets his own rocks off. Very selfish of him.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Pretty sure he could make himself stay awake long enough to finish the job & not be a prick.
Crazyjohnb 23
I don't know I like pass out when I finish
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Welp, if your partner hasn't finished, then that's a pretty douchey move.
CaitiieBuggs 23
While I agree it is a dick move to not help your partner out, some people (mainly males) have such high hormonal spikes after ****** they really do fall asleep almost immediately and genuinely can't help it. This doesn't sound like the case with this particular situation however, and I feel OP would have added him falling asleep if that was part of the problem.
hoosiergirl94 31
You should have said "Don't stop"
Mauskau 36
Saying that seems to get them off even quicker.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
But there's no reason at all for him to stop when he gets off.
garrett_8614 14
He was using his fingers, I'm sure they don't stop working after he orgasms
marulicko 19
Later today, here on FML: today, I was finally about to make my girlfriend ****** after failing for two years. I then came just as she was about to climax... FML
VeganDarkLight 31
I seriously just stumbled upon this while moderating, but I guess it was fake.
MehNameIsJuan 15
I find this ironic
bab3ruthl3ss 16
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
greekk 21
The irony of him trying (hard im assuming) to get you off and getting himself off.. haha.