Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
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Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Today, my boyfriend has so many hang ups about being good at sex that when we actually had sex for the first time this morning, he got upset that I was touching my clit while he was inside me. Apparently it was a sign I think he’s bad at it, and had to do it myself. Neither of us orgasmed today. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend's been distant lately so I told him he was not like this when we first started talking. He replied that it's because he was horny at the time, so now I'm stuck with his nonchalant ass. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
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Top comments
Calaraphea 16
Neither do I. He may be asexual. It isn't necessarily your fault, OP.
Ashamed_Sister 60
How did you manage to have sex if he is never turned on?
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Comments (107)
Calaraphea 16
Neither do I. He may be asexual. It isn't necessarily your fault, OP.
domolovesyoshi 33
exactly, what I was thinking.
EphMi 5
maybe the dude is gay? next time you want to try something kinky, surprise him with a suit and mustache and see how he reacts.
ep27 8
lol I was thinking that too.
mcrfan45 10
I'm asexual and I can tell that he definitely might be too.. Usually it only takes a boy looking at a girl he likes to be turned on so I highly doubt that it's you that is the problem
ACTIONbl00dROCK 18
Or, you're just constantly turned on.
brewer3800 5
asexual... i dont think he reproduces on his own you mean gay stop trying to use words you dont know
T1A2Z3 35
It's research time for you honey. Go onto urban dictionary
Thekbking 11
I am asexual, so just by looking at someone I can't be turned on. however if someone is able to touch me the right way yes it will feel good to me. so obviously what results after from that is simple to figure out.
J3R3MYY 14
Have you questioned his masculinity?
UberNova 18
Degrading him will surely solve this!
ParanormalCat 11
Masculinity doesn't necessarily affect how you get turned on. He may even be asexual.
jgmarines 4
What does asexual mean?
Feklfekl2222 32
Sorry I'm if wrong but I believe asexual means you have no sexual attraction towards anyone of any gender. I think they can still have romantic attachments and suchlike
PotterHead_DH 26
Boner? No?
DemosthenesMB 13
#42 No; asexual is a term in biology that refers to an organism that reproduces by itself.
Lacist 19
#48 That's asexual reproduction... Asexuality itself is different.
Rainhawk94 27
Have you questioned yours brah? You do have Justin bieber as your picture
lafcadi0 7
What does masculinity have to do with being turned on? Women get turned on. If you meant that you think he's gay, gay people also get turned on.
swick25 22
Ahahahaha #55......
SpicyDuck 22
@58, yes however if ops boyfriend isn't turned on by her or other females he may have been with then maybe he could be turned on by men and just doesn't know it or isn't comfortable with it enough to say something.
glabberfasted 16
68 - But he specifically said he doesn't know what it feels like to be turned on. If he were gay, he'd have been turned on buy another guy before.
Ki11erC 18
70: not everyone buys sex.
knoxxx 22
72: True, but he has likely come into close personal contact with men in his lifetime, during which, if he was gay, he would have also likely developed some sort of sexual attraction towards at least one man.
kjack49044 18
It's not your fault if he can't communicate, OP.
TheHolyJuiceBox 5
clearly he did communicate. otherwise she wouldn't have known
WarriorBl00d 9
Well he really seems very uninterested
1tsmenoah 20
No, not at all
stryder9090 28
find that light switch
Ashamed_Sister 60
How did you manage to have sex if he is never turned on?
winterkills 7
I've encountered girls like OP. There's some general rules you follow but some girls are just bad. They say things that are naturally turn offs or just offensive in general. Sex is fun regardless for guys, but it doesn't mean the girl knows how to turn you on.
TunaFireStarter 16
Physical arousal does not always equate to certain mental states. It can be purely physical. Plus there is always the chance that they haven't actually done the deed yet.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
He also might have been previously turned-on and just not known that he was.
littlekellilee 45
24 there are some really bad guys in bed too that don't turn the girl on at all. I've had guys just lay there and assume I'm there to make them feel good, regardless of how I feel. Having good sex doesn't depend on the woman.
Honema 16
#24 yup it means no sexual attraction. you can still get boners but not from mental stimulli
JBChristian 47
#38 It depends on both partners. I'm sure no one is satisfied sleeping with a plank.
NoNamesFree 8
Maybe they haven't had sex? Not everyone does it before marriage..
golferman72 16
Ask him if he knows what it's like to be single hehe
SgtAssCheeks 21
Yeah, that should definitely turn him on beyond words.
lylotrezor 20
I've had a guy have a boner while I was breaking up with him once. It was awkward.
askullnamedbilly 33
His fault for not saying anything for two years. Talk to him to find out if it's a general problem for him or if he wants to try to do something different in the bedroom.
conman531 23
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He should have told you sooner. You got to try all sorts of different things! Don't be afraid to turn on a dirty movie. If he likes it, go with it. It may be unconventional, but if you really want him to be turned on, try it. Whether you're learning something from the video, or he is just getting turned on by the video, just let him have it, and work with what you got.
parism143 28
I'd be worried if one took sexual advice from **** videos...
conman531 23
Do you know how many times on this website I have read something along the lines of "watching **** trying to learn new moves"?
Rizzen 27
time to step up your game!