Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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mudd 0
give him some instructions!
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.
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Comments (289)
baconbeef 0
ydi, ignorant bitch
dawnford 0
That shouldn't be a huge part of your relationship. That makes you seem like an unappreciative bitch. If he's so amazing, appreciate what he does and can do!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Some say that sex is over-rated but they just ain't doing it right...
Melori 0
give him instructions. and if ur faking orgasms ur only encurraging him to continue doing it wrong cuz he thinks he is doing good.
Keylime15 0
I think that the fact that she's a female it's lyke suck it up sex isn't everything, however I'm sure if this was male in this situation everyone would be like dump her.
jayrock65 0
I'll give u one
bigboy_245 0
hmmm either he sucks or your not participating
blademaster23 0
ur so selfish mabye hes not ready yet don't rush us guys, u hore!!!
xmidniight 0
mm that is sad. but you also sad he's an amazing boyfriend, soo.. upsetting, but not a full out fyl.
crazycracka 0
popped collar. yep Ed got his cherry popped by a man. by the way you look 15. you dont know shit
xKIMMYx 0
at OP- just teach him/ talk to him. if he tries and understands than he is that amazing bf. if not, maybe you should move on bc obviously he wouldnt care to help you out ;)
Cinn_fml 23
Because of someone's situation someone can get a lot of 'life experiences' into a short time. I've had friends who were more mature than I am now when they were fifteen, just because of what they've had to deal with. So you can't necessarily decide how mature or whatever someone is judged entirely on their age - it can be a good indicator, but it can never tell you exactly. Just saying.