Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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mudd 0
give him some instructions!
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.
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Comments (289)
xKIMMYx 0
i agree with iambadlittlegirl. its in the bible and there has been research done. sex is a big part of an ADULT relationship.. AS WELL AS communication, love, care, etc. it should not be based on just ONE thing. an yeah SD wouldnt know anything about that bc she is to prissy, young, and bitchy to know anything about a REAL relationship, let alone real life experiences.
Resquall 0
I believe sex isn't important to a relationship at all, unless your partner has a need for it. A relationship is about much more.
Resquall 0
imabadlittlegirl, if that's how you roll, you must be one big ****..
delaney16 0
maybe he has been waiting fir the right girl and u r not it because all u care about is orgasims so think about that
spez86 0
you need to teach him obviously you'll enjoy tellin him what to do
SmakMyDerb 0
don't be such a bitch. your lucky he's still with your hoe ass
zero112 0
wow!! that's kinda ****** up ......
picturescrazy 24
Stop being such a bitch. He's obviously not the most amazing boyfriend in the world or else you wouldn't be complaining about it.
eduardo2k 0
@ crazycracka hahaha no btw im 20 go away :D
katelan 0
damn.. I don't even have a dick and yet I still make girls have one. tell him to work his tongue and fingers