Ray
🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimactic
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
robm
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
jasmine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
PlayboyBunny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Anonymous
Beacon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
And they say romance is dead…
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
kpjc
Lawrence, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
BustedEgo
Norway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
newlywed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
YouDontSay
Dublin, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Douche
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Is he the worst? My guess is he has very little experience and you don't have much competition. In that case, you have an opportunity to train him and make him improve.
mickymoose1 15
Communication is key. If you don't communicate to him what feels good for you and how to get you to climax, how is he supposed to know he needs to change what he's doing? If he refused to take your direction then that's another story. Who knows, maybe he'll turn out to be the best lay of your life once some direction is given and you find your groove together.
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RichardPencil 32
Is he the worst? My guess is he has very little experience and you don't have much competition. In that case, you have an opportunity to train him and make him improve.
mickymoose1 15
Communication is key. If you don't communicate to him what feels good for you and how to get you to climax, how is he supposed to know he needs to change what he's doing? If he refused to take your direction then that's another story. Who knows, maybe he'll turn out to be the best lay of your life once some direction is given and you find your groove together.
tounces7 28
If you're expecting the "best of your life" you might want to aim a little lower. It's extremely unlikely that the best lay of your life is also going to be the best person for you.
Ari Elle 4
lol I told my bf that he’s the best I’ve ever had. He doesn’t say the same about me 🤣 fml too