Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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mudd 0
give him some instructions!
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.
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Comments (289)
sallybobally 0
the alot of women will never exprience ****** stuff is nonsense. every woman has the ability to ******, some are just more difficult to get off than others. that gyno on the Doctors show should have her liscense to carry a ****** revoked. get a vibrator, talk about what turns you on...it can work, you'll just have to work
Zills 0
@20 snick can come over any time. * wink*
MasterOfThemFuck 0
Maybe hes waiting for marriage? Buy a ***** and shut up.
MidgetMonster 0
seriously that's more your fault than his.
capgray 0
wow, im not gona lie, that smells like pure gasoline,
13__Loki__13 1
g spot google it enjoy ;) ps - a little tongue action wouldn't hurt either
madleafsfan 0
Stop being a selfish c**t only20% or so of women can achieve ****** to Begin wit. Maybe Its YOU not him
dyschordia 0
madleafsfan - that is SUCH bull! Maybe 20% of the women you've been with... Although with that attitude, I think that'd be an overestimation. 95% of your 20% were faking. Do the math yourself, lol.
kenman884 2
If you've never masturbated, then I guess just tell him, look things up online, and keep working until you get there (took my girlfriend about 5 months, but she had to suppress her sexuality for so long....). Once you do, you should be good. If you do **********, show him what you do. In either case, work at it. It's not that hard.
ZachIsASaint 1
If an ****** is important to you, break up with him and find somebody else. All the other things that make him an amazing boyfriend are needs you can have met by friends or family. Meeting your sexual needs with somebody else is the only one that is cheating. Does that sound ****** up? Yeah, it does to me, too. That's why I don't endorse monogamy.
bfffness 0
some girls can't get orgasms unless they use vibrators... probably more ur fault than his.