Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Sussy
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
The final straw
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
The good old days
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Two-stroke
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Fishing
Today, I was looking at my boyfriend's rarely-used Facebook page as he was next to me. Last time he was online over a year ago, he had something up that said, "Still looking for that perfect girl." I jokingly said he should update it. He responded, "Why? It's still true." FML
Top comments
fwongraven 10
Well how many of these groups did you join, exactly? If you're part of the current Facebook craze of joining a million groups and pages that 'relate' to you, especially the relationship-related ones, YDI.
Wildee 0
your boyfriend is a douchebag, fyl.
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Comments (120)
zinoxity 23
ouch that sucks, he's a jerk.
Dandamanoo 0
dick
nadsm 0
i just looked, and there are NO groups called "I want our relationship to last". sorry.
Boddmon 0
Jeez get a life, you actually went and searched?
nadsm 0
who says i didn't want to join it ;)
AngryNinja 1
48 has a point..
nadsm 0
haha but i thought i needed to "get a life"?
hannah948 0
hahaha
MidnightSnackk 0
your boyfriend is definately a dick, but that sounds like a really useless goup to join so ydi
Inabsentia 0
Facebook sucks...
pbonline1234 0
I don't see the problem
Cristaderzi 0
Actually there is! Search I want to find someone special and the Relationship to last. She just didn't include the whole title in her description!!!!!!!!!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Why would she join a group called "I want to find someone special..." if she already had a bf? True or not, you can't really judge a relationship based on a fb group. And what if he was being sarcastic? Posing for his friends? Or just meant he doesn't like joining pointless fb groups?
michael32123 0
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div01 2
104 wins.
Str3amingcolors 0
Question mark
Billbo23 0
umm he probably just did it to be funny.. i would!
trayybabyy 0
hahaha thats sad you actually went to go look hahaha
uranus_exploded 0
I did the same
awks 0
def. dump him before he dumps you!
mudd 0
at least he was honest.
Bigmike211995 8
You make it sound like some competition over who dumps who first.
noobgang7 5
ha, just let it go naturally
NGM_47 0
Maybe it was just a joke...but I doubt it.
NGM_47 0
BTW, I got bored and decided to check this group, and there is no group called that or anything close to that. The closest group to what the OP mentioned is "I want our relation(ship) to sink."
nadsm 0
yeah see my comment waaay at the top. i did it too haha
NGM_47 0
Ha! nadsm...you beat me to it.
heartlessagony 0
You can find someone better than him ;D
fwongraven 10
Well how many of these groups did you join, exactly? If you're part of the current Facebook craze of joining a million groups and pages that 'relate' to you, especially the relationship-related ones, YDI.
MQ_was_here 0
Exactly, I second that. The contest of who can join how many groups is oh-so lame. And OP, you sound a little desperate.
kk2krazee 0
I totally agree ^. OP: find another group to join now . YDI
Eddie_Paints 0
YDI for having a Facebook acct!
pendulum2012 0
You are such a teenage badass for hating Facebook. what a cool non-conformist you are. you don't play by the rules!
kikiface 1
do you ever have anything positive to say, eddie?
AngryNinja 1
i kinda agree with eddie. the facebook-fad is annoying. and being non-conformist is becoming a conformist thing. how ironic.
Apotheosis5267 0
HAHAHAHAHAH, I like his sense of humor xD
lilmisslovely13 15
only problem is that op doesn't have a sense of humor. maybe that's why the relationship won't last :)
happyinrl 0
haha your bf is the shit!!!
sd3tris 0
gd sense of humor ur bf has