Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
mudd 0
give him some instructions!
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.
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Comments (289)
1D2B 0
I'm in the same boat as you, dear! We've been together 1 1/2 years. And I love him dearly and wouldn't change him for the world! But how as I'm not very experienced either, I don't know what to tell him. I still enjoy it though. However, I would enjoy it more if I finished. Damn.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Snick, perdix is right. You are young and a virgin. An adult relationship should not be based on sex but it is important. Yes, when you are no longer able to have sex you should have a great friendship, etc. to bind you together but the intimacy and the memories linger. Even the "70-year old couples" who stay together are probably popping Viagra so they can continue to physically how they feel about each other. Sex is not everything but it's damned important.
tb15 0
it's prolly u
cmdrtrekk 9
you have to give yourself an ****** first. at a certain point you can't rely on him and put that much pressure on him.
jalyias 0
Then you need to be the most amazing girlfriend in the world and teach him how to make love to you. Trust me when all is said and done it'll really be great!
bobbyb57 0
I just think foreplay does wonders lol :p
carapro 0
same issue..
bobbyb57 0
lol by that I mean after I get my fiancé all horny with foreplay she gets very loud with the slightest touch but it's true some girls just can't ****** that's what that lady on the doctors show said
nyynkss91 0
I could help you with that.
guckylynn 19
A lot of women will never experience an ****** in their lifetime.