Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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mudd 0
give him some instructions!
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.
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Comments (289)
Vitamin_C 0
You have hands, help yourself and your boyfriend along. If you don't make an effort to get yourself off then you shouldn't complain when he can't do the same for you...
heyred 11
If you are getting into it and letting go, keep experimenting with what feels good. Talk to him! It's not like we come (pun intended) with a manual. a lot of guys get their sex ed from ****, which doesn't necessarily finesse the clit. I'm just sayin'. Tell him what's doing it for you, let go and have fun. But if you are thinking about the laundry during sex, it's time to talk, explore things like toys and maybe counseling.
jtwoodall99 0
that's not important sinner
Flamp1 0
guys aren't just for sex you stupid bitch
noshtsherlock 0
ouch! sad day.
EllyH 0
in that case he can't be that amesing? ;) soo, 2 and a half year.. I suppose you have tryed to solve this by now... and you know what's left to do..
mtc4ever 0
same. been in a relationship for over two years .. never orgasmed, but it's not his fault. he tries, it's just I physically can't have them, but I'm not bitching on fml cuz my boyfriend is amazing and he still makes me feel as good as he can. srsly, suck it up. he should post an fml saying "my gf posts fmls about me. fml" seriously
Toxxic_Blackout 0
Snickerdoodles wins. Sex shouldn't be the most important thing in a relationship. And it seems like alot of people are jealous of snick's intelligence.
bigpapi210 0
why are you with him OP? find a way to make it work or move on. YDI
Jon811 0
Either you show him how to give u an ****** or you help yourself out. Your ****** is your reponsibility, not his. YDI.