spongebob squarepants
Magic moment
Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Crawfordville, United States
Special moment
Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Anonymous
Nashville, United States
Road safety
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
trafficfail
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
FenderBender
Canada
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
dumbluck
United States
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Top comments
Sinshine 28
Dude if crap like that distracts you that much, you're a danger to everyone around you. Please swith to using public transportation.
ohsnapword 21
Did you get it on your Snapchat as well?
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Comments (23)
ActuallyDavid 17
Lmao YDI bro. I would’ve probably done something similarly stupid at some point, though.
ohsnapword 21
Did you get it on your Snapchat as well?
tibtak 20
You managed to hit AT 80,000 miles. Congrats!!
lukesick1 12
When this baby hits 80,000 miles your gonna see some serious shit.
Justin Karcher 2
The only time to really watch your odometer is when it reads 80,085 miles...
RichardPencil 32
BOOBS!!! Hahahaha!
Inkoseh 33
Yes. That's the joke.
Dave_Davington 34
Was it worth it?
Hejira Hayes 8
YDI. I'd say **** Their Life, but I'm concerned the acronym of such would only encourage you.
Sinshine 28
Dude if crap like that distracts you that much, you're a danger to everyone around you. Please swith to using public transportation.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
ever consider driving forward?....
Sheepiebeepie 26
They were driving forward... too much.
tonyfan00 38
Guess you hit 80,000 in more ways than one!