Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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mudd 0
give him some instructions!
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.
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bhsnare 0
be happy you have a good boyfriend. would u rather have an asshole boyfriend who can make u ******? doubt it. just try to help him out and try new things, ya know?
llAllStarll 0
take it in the pooper see if that helps
TandJHire 0
I have to say I feel bad for you. There will come a day when your 70 and your man can't get it up and he can't take pills because of health reasons and all your realationship was based on sex. And op have you ever tried not just laying there when y'all were havin sex? I know there I times I "play" with myself to get my off with hubby. Or move your hips to where he hits that "spot" trust me I have been working on hubby for three years now and it just keeps getting better and better ;)
perdix 31
The only thing amazing about your boyfriend is that you stayed with him even though he can't or won't give you the pleasure you deserve. Find a guy who will use his ****, tongue and/or fingers to give you bone-rattling, full-body quaking orgasms and you'll realize what a dogshit boyfriend this current doucheloser really is.
poopooface 0
Maybe if you bothered showing him or teaching him, then he'd be able to eventually. Guys usually don't know what gets you off until you tell them. They're not mind readers remember?
yourproblemnow 0
dude you still have the most amazing boyfriend.
eduardo2k 0
at ur age i doubt u ever had one lol so go get ur cherry poped n then come bak
perdix 31
No, snick, you are out of your depth here. Sex is an integral part of a meaningful intimate relationship. It is what distinguishes those relationships from friendships. It is very important for the women to have orgasms, and for their men to do their best to make them happen. It's a rather trivial thing to bring a man to ****** which is why it is not really discussed.
Invioletlight 0
This is why he is such a good bf; he's realized he's terrible in bed and makes up for it by treating you really well. Either keep him and get a good vibrator or keep him and have some man-stud on the side.
DParamore 0
if he is as amazing as you say and yiur happy why does it matter