Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
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hayleybee44 12
I've been on a date like that...super creepy!! Hang in there, girl. There are so many more opportunities to find the right guy or girl.
Ninjahiga 27
Run and don't look back
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hayleybee44 12
I've been on a date like that...super creepy!! Hang in there, girl. There are so many more opportunities to find the right guy or girl.
skalavecci462 13
Well, I can't say I know how you feel seeing that I haven't been on a date in two years, nor have I ever had an experience like such. However, I feel bad for you that you've had to go through such terror lmao
UncleCaitlyn 21
He ended up getting a pity kiss right, that's what us guys live for
higgysaurus 18
Personally I enjoy getting kissed by someone who actually wants to kiss me.
wonandonly 11
What?! No way, really? I've been living life the wrong way
Ninjahiga 27
Run and don't look back
feliciaheartu 21
At least he is not threatening to find out where you live and kill you I Guess?
JayGatsby 25
This kind of reminds me of Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother, just a bit creepier.
Lalala579121 28
I was just going to say that the guy really Mosby-ed that date up.
dirty_dan_ 15
I've been on a date like that with a girl. It was scary because she seemed normal up until that moment.
CharismaGeek 19
Must have been disappointing after six years. Tough luck, OP. Hopefully better dates will be in your future!
A1NoSauce 17
I hope you at least let him down gently.
scarlett3diaz 24
Why is dating so tough
everythingelena 28
run, run like the wind. but keep your head up, there are other guys out there and more dates to go on. some are good, some unfortunately aren't that great but sorry that happened to you anon
littlekellilee 45
Running with your head up sounds a bit dangerous. Watch out for uneven ground and holes.
everythingelena 28
well played ahaha