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Rubbers

By Anonymous - 26/09/2025 12:00

Today, I’m bisexual and recently started dating my girlfriend who’s a lesbian. I made a complete fool of myself when we were about to have sex because out of habit I asked if she had any condoms. Sex makes me dumb I guess. FML

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By wtfjusthappened - 31/01/2014 15:29 - United States - Redmond

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Saturday 27 September 2025 4:01

They still have dental dams for oral sex. There's more to safe sex than simply pregnancy prevention

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core01 30

Saturday 27 September 2025 4:01

They still have dental dams for oral sex. There's more to safe sex than simply pregnancy prevention

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