Anonymous
Today, I bumped into my English teacher at an AA meeting. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
geeb
United States
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
Anonymous
Bakersfield, United States
Protective
Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML
Childhood
United States
Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML
dypshyyt
United States
Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML
BigBall
Los Angeles, United States
What word was it?
Today, a tourist from an English-as-second-language country taught me a new word. In English. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sorry…
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
randomgirl
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Been there, done that
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
feelinblue
Australia
Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML
Top comments
tigerisabelle 31
He can't say anything and neither can you so pretend it never happened. But yes FYL, but good on you for seeking help. You're a hell of a person. Best of luck in your recovery.
whatshuman43 8
Well now he has two hints at the letter grade he's giving you this year
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tigerisabelle 31
He can't say anything and neither can you so pretend it never happened. But yes FYL, but good on you for seeking help. You're a hell of a person. Best of luck in your recovery.
whatshuman43 8
Well now he has two hints at the letter grade he's giving you this year
RichardPencil 32
I hope he doesn't correct your grammar when you get up to speak. "Hello, I'm ____, and I'm a alcoholic." "AN alcoholic!"
Bikkleman 2
Everybody leaves their job at the door, it doesn't matter who you see inside. Good on the both of you for seeking help:) good luck!!
sporty061200r 8
I don't blame him kids these days will drive anyone to drink
sillymama 21
That made me giggle. I totally see why it was down voted but it's funny too. No hate please.
cootiequeen4444 11
I know why too. tree bewb man's lack of punctuation is quite disconcerting.
namine120409 42
He must be a big fan of Ernest Hemingway.
Fmlreadermostly 20
Teachers are people too. It's great that you are both seeking help with something you've admitted is an issue!
Joshawott 21
Those lessons must really be something, huh?
Redlum 7
You don't understand how AA works, otherwise this would not be a problem let alone worthy of an FML. I don't really see the problem.
SpectralTrix 7
What's an aa? I am young...
MasterMcrib 14
Alcoholics Anonymous.