Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
mudd 0
give him some instructions!
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.
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Comments (289)
anela_fml 0
teach him what to do they like that
happyinrl 0
You are the problem here! stop blaming your boyfriend and do something. I am sick of girls saying they can't have orgarms because their boyfriends fail. You suck.
silverskin 1
I can't see how you can blame her unless she's letting him think that he's pleasing her. Guys can get off to just about anything. Girls are different. When Viagra came out, they promised that within a few years they'd come up with a "pink" sister pill, and they couldn't actually put it to production because it's not all physiological and it's not the same for every girl. You suck.
CyrusTheBlue 0
Then coach him and teach how to make you ******. I swear most women are stupid as ****.
Stand_Up 0
Yeah, thanks asshole. Maybe we're to shy to tell our boyfriends they can't make us ******, did that ever cross your mind? Most men: if they heard that: Would NOT be happy. Would you like it if your girlfriend said.. "Hey Cyrus.. i'ma teach ya how to make me ****** since you can't do it yourself!" Common sense.
TisAPenguin 16
Common sense? Since when is it his job to make YOU ******? Don't whine about it unless you're willing to show him what works. Take some ******* initiative.
TannerNo5 1
Then teach him how to. Easy cheesey.
sd3tris 0
why r u ao desperate ?
noghog 0
Sooo...how's he amazing?
jesir60541 0
Maybe it's not him, it's you. You have to learn for yourself what you like, and then teach him. Everyone is different. He can't read your mind.
willcoro 0
I think u should just **** hard till u hve one then he will be a better boyfriend and snickersoodles looks like a *****
Vanquisher 0
maybe you should talk to him and tell him how you like it? have you given yourself an ******? if you dont know how to have one you cant blame him for not giving you one.
Qwertzuiop_fml 1
Well maybe he isn't the most amazing in the world after all...