Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my last day at my job. My team made a little party for me so they could wish me well and say goodbye, but when it came time for my manager to give a little speech, she couldn't even remember my name. I've been working there for two years. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my coworkers threw me a going away lunch, since I’m moving on to a better opportunity. Nothing reminds you why you’re leaving like being the last person to your own party, and picking over the minuscule amount of food scraps that are left. FML
Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML
Today, it's my last day of work at my job of two and a half years. I organised to have coffee with my coworkers at a cafe. Only I turned up. I had my farewell coffee alone. FML
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign for my own going away party. FML
Today, it was my last day at my current job after a year and a half and the end of my contract. I brought snacks and a gift for the office. Nobody even bothered to come say goodbye. FML
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
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Top comments
TheSkaAssassin 0
wow, at least he took the time to pretend to care
wildie 0
I guess he was rereading an old, used one.........
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Comments (47)
effit 0
Damn... that's a bitch. Maybe he was trying to be a douche.
m0tl3ycru3qwr 0
Evan, who's Evan?
claireful 4
hahaha! you're like Toby from the office! everyone hates you! fyl!
TurkeySlab 9
Even who?
TheSkaAssassin 0
wow, at least he took the time to pretend to care
matt5217 4
you should probaly go on a diet, not to be rude or anything, just trying to help
duke_nukem_25299 0
I agree with 45 2, if you post a FML, I'm gonna check YDI
Bibico_fml 0
They're probably already referring to you as "that guy that was here for a while". Maybe at your next job you should wear a name tag for, say, the first 20 years so the boss will get to know you.
jSOPURE 3
Mark kind of sounds like Evan... :)
wildie 0
I guess he was rereading an old, used one.........
kagome_eb 0
dont take it to bad, you dont work for dose assholes anymore
greenman_fml 0
Mark's a better name than Evan anyway. Just accept it and move on
Cloudy_fml 0
#12, I'm sure that was their intent. ^_~
Megan_fml 0
hahaha i love #6 and #7's comments. Cheer up Mark.
Seegtease 0
Nope, it's really a quote out of context. What he said was, "We're really gonna miss you, mark my words."