Work, Customers and Annoying: People are jerks

People are jerks

By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 03:59

Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML

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By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

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Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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Friday 9 July 2021 13:19

My money’s on the person who complained.

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raven_of_azarath 34

Friday 9 July 2021 13:19

My money’s on the person who complained.

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