Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
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Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0
You cry while driving - you pull over! YDI.
danielrp34 7
Good.....Let the evil run through you.....
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Comments (271)
lifeislife_fml 0
Aw, poor animals. ): Some guy I know said he ran over a cat and I felt sad too. Sometimes, stuff that like is just unavoidable.
FarSide 23
You could have sold both to a Chinese restaurant.
Nak14 0
HAHAAAAAAHHAA very racist, but so funnyy
PieGuy 0
little critter "KILLING SPREE!"
ratz1400 0
ydi for crying over a cat..
Sleepwalker418 0
And it would've been a cycle of people/animals/plants getting hit. And it's all your fault OP. Shame shame.
Althina 0
Omg the stupidity on this page For those saying YDI or dumb bitch. She cried over killing an animal, HOW many people do you know that would cry over it? My dad once ran over a cat on accident and said ''Nothing could be done'' And NOTHING COULD BE DONE He was going 30 mph on a 35pmh speed limit and JUST as we were making the turn the cat jumped in front of the car on the opposite side. So cut the ''Animals deserve to live'' bullshit. Yes they DO deserve to live but EVERYTHING dies. Who gives a flippin **** if she drove over the cat, we don't know how old it is, what if i chocked in a few weeks on food? If it indeed WAS a person't pet then maybe that cat should have died, if the cat is running on the streets who is to say the owner was good to the cat. Then we have the people saying what if it was a kid... Humanity IS better then animals, we can think, invent, and communicate. Im not saying humans deserve to live in the long run but think about it. If you had the choise between a cat and a human, the obvious choise would be the humans. Even though animals have brains there mindless, they wouldn't stop and give to flying ***** what they do. At least the OP regrets what she did and thats all that she could have done.
94musicismylife 1
awww :'(
Ridyn 0
******* pussy. you cried because you killed a cat? you are gonna try and miss it one day and cause a wreck. pathetic.
cha40_fml 0
porcupines are so cute :(
athos1237 4
First: If a cat can't get out of the way, it was time for it to die. Second: Its a cat get over it. Third: ok you can cry over the porcupine. Maybe next time you can pay attention while driving and not run over anything.