Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
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Top comments
taticalnNinja 5
It's okay it has 8 more lives
mintcar 10
Aw, poor cat.
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Comments (152)
mintcar 10
Aw, poor cat.
ak7477 9
ehh..that'll happen
razeleet 0
YDI for having a cat, ew. If you're going to run over something at least get something worth running over.
USAF_girl 3
PETA is going to get you! lol
SquaredRectangle 0
Dont worry! Your cat got 8 lives left...unless of course he's actually a spy called Agent C and goes on secret missions to stop the evil dr. doofensmurf from taking over the world. If that was the case Agent C probably only has 1 life left so yeah try not to run him over again cause then all of our lives would be in danger from doofensmurf!
dnlphm94 0
^ stop.
theepots 0
haha
PageantGirlXOXO 16
I know thats super sad. I would cry so hard if my cat died.
port5 0
terribly sorry bout your cat, but that's why you always shovel the driveway
GamingUpdated 0
Why was your cat out at such a cold time of the year, with so much snow?
KittyChesire 12
No one has a sense of humor if the downvote this! You are awesome #75
chih 0
oh no!!! the kitteh!!!
YourLifeBlowsHaH 0
Its ok. Its in kitteh heaven now.....or hell. But either way its all good!
happyhak 5
Oh no, not the kitty! Anything but the kitty!
Quasar55_fml 18
Poor OP, I feel terrible for you :(
Gabs2016 10
I feel bad for the cat!!
kcnutt10 1
Thank goodness! One less cat on this planet.
Texass2224 0
what is that suppose to mean how would you like it if you or one of your friends/family died and some jerk face said oh that goodness one less human on this planet!! yeah I bet you wouldn't like that!
Lounia_fml 8
Uhu. And if we're lucky and you go kill yourself, we'd have one less tool on this planet.
sumbody14 0
yesssssss
mariano92 3
it's a cat chill
jkamme54 2
ya you guys need to not take things so seriously haha
jvillan87 5
It's ok. Cats have no soul anyways.
talktomandybaby 8
i hope the cat comes back to haunt all you cat haters!!!!!
ThePwnapple 0
loluallgettingtrolled
CultureChic 14
5, 25, 26, and 34 have no souls
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Dogs>Cats.
CultureChic 14
Pile of shit>you
taticalnNinja 5
It's okay it has 8 more lives
fthku 13
Funny that you're comment #9. OP, I suggest getting a ginger cat next, particularly if you have a daughter, she should recieve it as a gift.
JuuuusssstFML 0
ohhh god you are hot
JuuuusssstFML 0
fine mr comment moderators is it alright if I say ninja is pretty ( really pretty ) it's just a complement, no need to moderate my comment.
Sirin_fml 47
You know, this is what private messaging is for. Down boy.
JuuuusssstFML 0
sorry, but I have no idea how to send a private message : /
JuuuusssstFML 0
can you tell me how please Sirin
Sirin_fml 47
Sure, it's simple, but you have to use the website version. From there, just log in and click on "My messages". There isn't any private messaging on the apps, unfortunately.
fthku 13
I would like to know this too. I think it might be the "Send a private message" button that's right there in blue, not far from the reply button we just used, but I'm not sure. I dunno what to make of the fact that Ninja looks like Justin Bieber and that you called him "pretty".
JuuuusssstFML 0
well there's a reason why ... I'm using my iPod but I'll get on my computer, but how?
millionaire93 0
creepy... but I agree there should be a button for that on the app.
worstdayeverXD 0
lmfao or not XD
Amanyyyyyy 29
What if this was his 9th life? :(
saleha97 4
#9 lmfao
Becket_nitefire 0
I LIKE ****.
deputy_g 5
Stfu you sound so ignorant for that comment go jump off a bridge ppl would b sadder a cat died than you
jakedrums520 0
Debuty G, go **** your self you worthless ****. A: have you not learned to not say "jump off a bridge"? B: **** you
icecreamdriveby 5
58. You're a dick. Go die.
NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0
60. Your an asshole.
punkrocker250 0
with 58
CultureChic 14
I'm with 15. People like 11 are nothing but handicaps to society. He/She, or rather, IT, needs to either shape up and grow a heart (and a brain) or follow 15's advice.
DocBastard 40
You all need to hug it out, sing Kumbaya, and shut the **** up.
Malkria 1
nice 77 (^_^)
Hunter148Cassie 0
1st of all #11 go **** yourself you heartless piece of shit and 2nd of all DocBastard lmfao!
daaron 3
stfu dude just because people don't like you abd animals hate you don't mean you go around killing them especially a small innocent cat bitch **** with a tiger same size go on
razman008 0
I agree :)
RMC128 4
I know rigjt
_krystallynn_ 11
kill yourself. -_-
akg98 13
I like... Pussy.....cats
AlienX_fml 0
Great... now basement cat will reign supreme! jk. that sucks though.