Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0
You cry while driving - you pull over! YDI.
danielrp34 7
Good.....Let the evil run through you.....
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Comments (271)
rety1 13
lol. dumb animals shouldn't be in the ******* road in the first place.. now their a couple of asphalt pizzas..
whoofwhoof1 0
Well I hope that karma is at work with you. I lost a cat to an asshole driver and I hope that their son/daughter suffers the same fate as my beloved cat did.
Naveh 0
Oh my god, #246...
thoughtcriminal7 3
That's pretty disturbing...I love animals but I would never wish death on a child over one. You need help or something. :/
rebwonders 0
way to go! Killer!
civic_stud_94 0
you must be a female...
rachel_souther 5
bitch
nickfraxer 0
10 points!!!
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Wow aren't you a great driver. Ydi
MwahFMLS 6
******.
thoughtcriminal7 3
It's good that you felt bad about it, I would feel bad too. It was an accident though. But you should pull over if you are crying, you learned that the hard way. And everyone who is saying shit about woman drivers, **** you. I've been put in danger countless times by many a man driving like absolute maniacs. Newsflash; plenty of men are terrible drivers. I'm a woman and my driving record is perfect, so **** off.
PunkkRockk 7
how do you know the porcupine was a boy?