karmavictim
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Username
United States
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
riddick0846
United States
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
vstan
United States
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
turtle
United States
Pile on
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
newly passed, newly grassed
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
TerribleAim
I don't dare look
Today, I was trying to scare a squirrel away from my bird feeder. It was on my privacy fence, so I picked up a rock just to throw at the fence to startle it. I hit the squirrel in the head and he fell off on the other side. I don't know if he's okay or not. FML
Anonymous
United States
Psycho
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Anonymous
United States
Traumatized
Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
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Schlimpikins 0
You should have turned around and hit the first one for making you hit the second one.
elainelovesyou 7
That must've been his wife. Well done.
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elainelovesyou 7
That must've been his wife. Well done.
L3Paparazzo 7
thats sad :( you never want an animal to be killed
tulsafml 0
so that's what happened to my pet squirrel!
ILoveGiraffes 0
I wanna try
brt3420 13
who cares about a squirrel? they are rats with a bushy tail. they were just going to run across a power line get zapped and die anyways so it doesn't matter. if your stupid enough to swerve to try avoid a squirrel something that will do little to ZERO damage to your car you should be smacked. it's more dangerous to try swerve away from it, you could end up hitting someone else and causing damage to a person instead you were concerned with a rat way to be dumbass
counterfit 10
^ this. Don't swerve unless it's a person or something that can kill you if you hit it.
ydi_4_suking 20
but have you ever ran over a squirrel or an animal? underneath the car tire you feel it crush and if the windows are down and you caught it at a bad angle it starts to squeal. its very gross
seanders 10
I aim for them.
NzaHaFML 13
hmm...what a nutjob when it comes to driving. smh
ersa1802 0
so now you left one squirrel lonely, and killed a harmless animal. WAY TO GO.
kittydidit 0
You know to lions and hippos WE are just meaningless. Go to the jungle then we'll see who's hot shit Mr. "squirrels are insignificant"
nutsackmuscle 0
1 I like your style. good answer. (:
Codezlol 21
I wonder if he gave the lil guy a burial and ceremony , where all of his friends of the forest could mourn him. RIP sweet squirrel, you will be forever in our hearts.
rawyak 4
hey, fugly hippo chick, seeing as we kill them alot more than they kill us I'm pretty sure when they see us they r scared shitless
Civilianswilldie 0
you don't ******* swerve for smallgame like that!!! you put yourself and whoever is around you in danger. god people need to learn how to drive!!!! if it was a cow or deer then swerve.
anthony287 3
smh?
anthony287 3
smh?
BugsBunny1 4
162- Go find a lion in the jungle. Then see who's more scared.
BugsBunny1 4
162- Go find a lion in the jungle. Then see who's more scared.
naijagirl96 1
now all the baby squirrels will starve :(
randome101 12
I think OP did the first squirrel a favor in that case.
misa08 0
lol poor squirrel mmmm like they say hit one get another one free so sad
persianjr1 7
that's so sad. I hope that the squirrels weren't related!!!!!
BWill9014 4
Beyonce sucks
TayonaC 10
she may suck as a person but you have to admit she is a good singer
amelspahic 0
amen
hobojo11 0
i at first you dont sucseed try and tay again
TayonaC 10
aha you said Tay that's my nickname <3 just saying
mask724 7
as I person she may suck, but does she swallow ?
hobojo11 0
epic win
Schlimpikins 0
You should have turned around and hit the first one for making you hit the second one.
TehGirreth 0
No, sue the first one.
Rayne776 0
yea i would have tried 2 kill the second one 2 #3 lol
pedosmurf 7
Win
10_4Franky 0
My mom always says don't stop for an animal in the way. I still swerve but I usually save an animal not kill a different one in the process.
hawty12345 0
^ win.
Bobissmall 13
Well swerving is generally against the law... it's irresponsible to do so. You may think that it's safe to swerve but someone else may not expect your actions and walk out to where you are swerving into.
ronkster44 2
swerving is just stupid! i break slightly, but I refuse to risk a serious accident for a squirrel or bird or any other animal! despite my love for animals...
10_4Franky 0
I don't swerve going 60. I slow down, slightly turn and miss the animal.
1911opencarry 0
intelligent franky save a squirrel and lose your one life. you may just well be a future Darwin awards candidate. but hey one less moron in the breeding pool. Natural Selection will catch you soon enough. don't get me wrong I love animals but I will not have an accident to avoid one. PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals
chaosdragn16 2
I swear squirrels are just all suicidal....
bluepheonix 0
Amen..
ChinaBabylove69 0
I agree with you. amen
plzustink 0
I lol'ed in class...
rciccone 0
chaosdargn16 is kinda cute xD
chaosdragn16 2
thanks 127 lol.
rciccone 0
heehee :D
FuttBuck 0
VaginaBoob
Vanilor_fml 5
The attack of the Killer Squirrels. i swear they are getting evil by the second :o
imagineThisIsCle 0
"Today, some driver was about to run over me. He swerved and hit my fiancé. FML"
Vanilor_fml 5
lol. FML squirrel version? :P
quadder 0
you killed a tree rat, so what's the problem here then?
Dweron 0
Squirrels are natures first ninjas.
shaneac 0
Lol, nature's suicidal ninjas... By the way, nice picture, Deadmau5 FTW
Pepefenito 0
lol
testthecoal 5
armin van burren ftw. deadmau5 is also good
shaneac 0
I've never heard of Armen Van Burren, I'll have to check out his music. Another good artist I know of is Basshunter. He made his first songs on his home computer, including one called DotA (it's about World of Warcraft.)
Xathanos 16
Just run them over, yes I know it's a horrible thing to say, but in the end you could be in an accident because of it. Kill or be killed. Just the way the world works.
DocBastard 40
Yeah, that's the way it works in the Serengeti, not on the road when you're driving a 2000 kg car over a 1 kg squirrel. I'm not saying you should swerve into traffic or hit a tree to avoid killing Rocky J. Squirrel, but if you can avoid it without putting other drivers at risk, do it.
sourgirl101 29
I found this statement to be Bull(winkle) and a little Rocky.(:
SirEBC 7
ALVVVIIINNN!!!!
HayItsJobin 0
alvin was a chipmunk, dude.
bluepheonix 0
haha ^win
nofatchicks90 0
win^
Faleni 4
hahaha 21!! beat me to it
SirEBC 7
Thanks. I didn't know that.
Gi510 0
That's a chipmunk...
KiddNYC1O 22
Hence Alvin and the CHIPMUNKS...
bent80 0
^ retard. Why is this an FML? How did it affect you at all? Who cares? I hit a hog in the road last month, if I had swerved I'd have flipped. Run over all the animals stupid enough to be in the road.
rhpsfan9 10
rip squirrel