Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, I got into my truck after a long day at work, only to notice that a large section of the seats and doors had been destroyed by a feral cat that had somehow gotten trapped inside. I’m still not sure how it got in. FML
Today, a stray cat climbed up into my car's engine for shelter at some point last night. Guess how I found out this morning. FML
Today, someone did a hit and run on my car hard enough to knock it onto the curb from its parking spot, destroying the bumper. They didn't leave any info behind. After taking care of police reports and such, I got home and took off my shoes just to step in a puddle of my roommate's horrible cat's diarrhea. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
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FMLreactor 0
That one could go either way. FYL for getting scratched but YDI for not parking the car.
Marianne90 0
DAMN! lol bad things happen to good people! :P
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PlasmaFox 0
Second! No, wait
_THE_MASTER_ 0
you get a thumbs up for making me chuckle just a little this early in the A.M.
liveBabylon 0
Woah I realized its morning, and its September alrad?? Woah! oh an op, you just of just sped up, and put it out of it's misery
glitchead 0
a little? He/she made me laugh my ass off! and its 1:23 AM here
TheMeow 0
Sucked in for putting hitting a parked car, dumb-arse. Thumbs up for trying to save the cat though. Go kitty! Scratch the crap out of idiots ^^
celticwoman04 0
Go f*ck yourself. That is so mean to suggest running over it on purpose, not to mention illegal to follow through on. The cat most likely only needed cleaned up, patched up, and put in a good home.
Marianne90 0
DAMN! lol bad things happen to good people! :P
pelican2 0
Good people? how would you feel if you were sitting in your window and you saw someone stop in the middle of the road and start trying to grab your cat? OP ******* deserves it
Katarzyna93cr 0
yeah and for being naive enough to think that a starving stray cat is gonna be nice to a total stranger that comes and picks it up
Underwhelmed 0
Aww, I think it's nice that she tried to rescue the cat, but yeah.....bit naive indeed for assuming that it would respond well to a stranger picking it up. Points to you OP for trying to save the kitty, but seriously, next time you bail out of your car to save a woodland creature, put your car in park, lol. How does that even happen?
xiaoxaio 5
-79 nice arguement but plz try again when u know how to read
baller789 0
3rd'wjdjebjdnajdkdjje yes!!!! Yes!!!!!! ******!!!!!
giariotkid 0
Aww, man. FYL. .. That sucks. :(
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI FOR DRIVING MANUAL Naw, just kidding, stick is the way to go :D FYL though. Cats can be cruel, especially to strangers =/
look_n_laugh 0
He was driving an Automatic, Manual doesn't have a parking gear
TomFantastic 0
Deserved it for driving automatic and being too lazy to use a real car
allmidnighteyes 11
Whoops, I read it wrong. I read it as her forgetting to put on the parking brake, instead of forgetting to put it into park. My bad.
dudeitsdanny 10
He deserves it for not realizing that he jumped out of a moving car. Even when he hits the brakes, as soon as he takes his foot off the brake... The car will slowly start to move again.. lol.
hehe_oops 2
oooh bad luck
lennelleong 33
he should have poked it with a stick or pushed it across the road, anything than be within scratching reach.
noshitsherlock 0
Totally deserve it! Learn how to drive, genius.
besad_fml 0
Well at least the cats fine. No good deed goes unpunished.
FMLreactor 0
That one could go either way. FYL for getting scratched but YDI for not parking the car.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Yupp, exactly how i saw it, I voted each of them
babaonia 0
what's the cat's idea?