Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
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Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0
You cry while driving - you pull over! YDI.
danielrp34 7
Good.....Let the evil run through you.....
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Comments (271)
ale81addict4life 0
did it just hit the front bumper or did it roll under the tires to? if so what do your tires look like
Blacksnake_fml 0
Hey kapowi, that guy/girl just has something called FEELINGS. Maybe an animal's life is not worth more than a humans, but it's worth WAY MORE than yours.
jazzmancarron 11
thump MEOW!!!!.................. 5 minutes later, thump hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...... rofl.
somename1223132 5
How fyl more like ftl
zelly05 0
FTL...for the two innocent animals :( how sad..:(
ile2010 0
I've run over someone's cat before. I still feel bad about it. However, it was the damn idiot animal's fault. Have any of you seen just how stupid cats are? I mean I have two cat-tards of my own and would never let them out of the house. The cat that I ran over litterally waited for me to drive by when it decided to bolt right IN FRONT of the car. I was doing 35 mph and had no time to react. I didn't even have a chance to see what animal I hit (I thought it was a squirrel at first). There were no cars ahead or behind me. Had the cat waited another second, or crossed a second earlier, it would still be alive.
hockeystud19 1
not a fml
jadeeeeeee 0
asshole you could of at least moved the cat off the road
winemysavior 4
awww that's sad. i hit one tonight and i'm feeling horrible. i cried too, i tried controlling it but it sucks. luckily it was night for me so no one was out in the woods. to all those bitchin that it could have been a child, i hope i run over yours.. juuuust saying. leave her alone, none of you are saints and you probably do stupid shit all the time, especially while driving, so get over yourselves. done.
ivygirl 0
those poor poor animals:'( R.I.P. little porcupine and cat.