Today, I received a text from my girlfriend in which she broke up with me. I was upset, but one minute later another text from her said, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
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Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I was being ghosted by the person I’d been talking to online for three months. I was heartbroken, but then I noticed a message notification pop up from him. Excited, I opened it up, only to see, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Well, I guess you could be happy she didn't mean you. Did you send her a break up text back? Edit: Holy shit. An FML from Kazakhstan? For some reason, I find that really awesome.
abylaunch 10
you should sleep with her best friend
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abylaunch 10
you should sleep with her best friend
Anonanimal 0
LOL payback
zrjones 0
oh yea im sure this actually happened
rjrudman 0
Do you actually live in Kazakhstan? Do you know Borat irl?
Lolbrittany 0
at least you still have a girlfriend :U
neonokku 0
Oh man... that sucks! She didn't even realized she did it O:
crazieeli 0
agreed! and then afterwards, you can just accidentally text her back saying, "hey, last night was amazing." and continue with a "oops, wrong number." :)
IgniteMe28 0
she probably was joking around w/ one of her female friends... and she was joking that they were "breaking up"...
suaveneanderthal 0
What the hell people everyone knows they cant send text messages in kazakhstan. They're still in the process of discovering fire in that part of the world
notlovingit 0
dont be an ignorant idiot people in that part of the world are just as advanced as we are here in americas or wherever u ******** live
thatwasobvious 0
Yep, were advanced allright. It is however very dissapointing to see how we squander education and focus our lives on dumb shit like other people that are dumb as shit. Oh wait, I guess im a hipocrite.
Lautaro 0
He was joking you dumb ass.
astroG 0
win.
drcool41 0
text her and say last nite was great! then, oops forward this 2 ure sister
flakes_fml 0
go on epic journey to california to make romance explosion on best friend chest!
Linkard 14
I COULD leave a like on this comment, but it's so perfect...
redbluegreen 41
Well, I guess you could be happy she didn't mean you. Did you send her a break up text back? Edit: Holy shit. An FML from Kazakhstan? For some reason, I find that really awesome.
timtam24 0
hahahaha i thought that too
Dou_fml 0
And here's a comment from Egypt as well! :D
Vitamin_C 0
OMG PEOPLE IN THE EASTERN HEMISPHERE KNOW ABOUT THE INTERWEBZ!!! OMFGGGG!!!! Seriously, grow a brain.
Dou_fml 0
Can you imagine that :D ?! And we can type in English as well! :D
redbluegreen 41
I was just slightly enthusiastic that they were from Kazakhstan is all. It's the first on this website. Calm your ass down a bit, yeah?
timtam24 0
jesus people settle down it's just because of Borat. i couldn't care less if your from Egypt Dou
Dou_fml 0
Thanks! :D
yaface 0
"He"? "Him"? It says they got a text from their girlfriend...
dudeitsdanny 10
Ignore this... I clicked on the wrong comment to reply to.. FML ;D
capricaz 0
Why is everyone so excited? Calm down. THe person just thought it was cool because you don't see it often, not cause he/she thought Kazakhstan still lives in the middle ages. Jeeezzzz
star_ver 0
Vitamin C is a bitch. #2, I thought it was cool too.
cabernet 0
Regarding your edit - I had the same reaction.
Subtext 10
Holy s...just because of Borat it matters now if it's Kasachstan? Mah...anyway... I'd have replied something like this: "Oh no...it was the right person. See ya! (not)"
DameGreyWulf 1
I never saw Borat and still thought this was neat. I like foreign people. c: Yes, yes, destroy me now. As for you, OP I was about to say "dump her ass" but then... How was the text worded? Like literally "Sorry, breaking up with you" or "We can't work out"? Or was it more like "I don't like you" or something vague like that? It makes all the difference... could have been to her (former) secret other boyfriend, or her (former) best friend.
1known_fml 8
I'm sure that kind of story happened more than once, but the same story is told on Vie de merde (http://www.viedemerde.fr/amour/36703), the french version of Fmylife. And it's not a new one.
1known_fml 8
I sure would like to follow the rules, but the link http://www.fmylife.com/comment/rules is a 404. And it is forbidden to note that a FML is the same one than a VDM????
girandwogpig 0
OMG OP I love you. Of course I'm the typical American stereotype, and all I know about your country is that Borat KICKS MONSTER ASS!!!
sgn12345 0
Is This Borat?!
Arinwyn 0
Well, at least she (apparently) likes you better
LewJH 0
Exactly, at least feel better that she decided to stay with you, rather than some other guy.
danielrp34 7
Dude, Borat lives in Kazakhstan. Sweet.
sportastef 0
That's bittersweet.
TheHeroOfTime 0
Your face is bittersweet, Bitch.
immafiremylaser 0
AHH SNAP
ChasinParkedCars 0
Haha I like this comment. Nicely put.
jasmine1259 2
if she was smart she would've replied with "sorry my friend/little brother did that, just ignore it". something OTHER than what she texted
Lolbrittany 0
DAAAANG~
mopho 0
Hahahaha ouch, that was uncalled for. :x Poor Stef.
kristena103 14
#31 did u get that from Lucas?
superswagbro 7
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BioProject 0
So when you texted back, "lol, it's over you dumb bitch!", then what happened?
shamille 5
text back, and be like "oh no i think you had it right the first time, you cheating *****"
Antivirus_fml 0
**** her & then breakup with her. :D
You_Just_Failed 0
i agree with 13, but you should **** her in her parents bed, get caught and then dump her.