Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was waiting at an intersection. Across from me, a car was approaching when a bunny ran out. Trying to save it, I flashed my lights and beeped at the car crazily, and the bunny turned around. The lights turned, and as I drove forward the bunny came back out and I hit it. FML
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I ran over a chipmunk. On my bike. Its mangled carcass got caught in the spokes and decided to join me on my ride. FML
Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, on the way to work, I saw a mama bear and two cubs beside the road. The guy in front of me hit and killed one of the cubs and sped off. Mama bear ran out into the road, blocked my path, and must have thought I killed her cub, because she attacked my car and tore the bumper and side panel off. FML
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clevergirl98 20
Thats so sad
RickySleeves 20
There goes the Easter bunny.
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Comments (70)
Saphiraa 10
Aww RIP bunny. Reminds me of the rabbit film Watership Down
slingerslasher 24
Before I knew what that book was actually about, I thought it was some awesome story about a naval battle or something.
judgingrabbit 12
Lol what's the book about? When I watched it years ago, all there was were bunnies .-. Just bunnies doing bunny stuff
redstone7693 29
#17 How do you watch a book
IDerive 12
I just remember rabbits killing rabbits in the show..
Jonkbaby 23
animals can be kind of dumb sometimes, sorry OP
clevergirl98 20
Thats so sad
mds9986 24
Well don't let it go to waste. Better call McDonald's and let them use it.
ColonelCusswords 24
Knowing mc donalds, they probably do use road kill
91hayek 31
lol you wish. McDonalds uses worse than roadkill.
RenoTheRhino 30
McDonald's likely doesn't use ingredients that have ever even been killed; it's all slime.
lukian_fml 29
The last time I saw two bunnies on the side of the road, I took them home as pets. :3
sonasonic 34
I don't think OP can take the bunnies home, seeing one of them is a pancake now.
Emma1562 35
Awe ftbl- **** that bunny's life
RoboCunnilingus 23
I read this comment and wonder how many of us needed you to break down that initialism.
darkstarrising 18
Well shit. Poor bunny. Well, it's in a better place I hope.
AnOriginalName 19
In the middle of the road? Is that really a better place?
vinnerator 7
he meant heaven
meliodafool_ 15
the big carrot farm in the sky.
ohjoy15 33
It couldn't have thought of going in ANY other direction? Natural selection was coming for that rabbit anyways. If anything, you've strengthened their gene pool. Jokes aside, sorry you had to see that. RIP. :(
danthehuman 29
That's one quiet engine you got there.
ColonelCusswords 24
Snap crackle pop
Saphiraa 10
Oh god I actually laughed at your comment xD it's cruel yet funny :3
pokemyeyes 23
I actually dislike you so much ColonelCusswords.
ColonelCusswords 24
#26 thanks bud, i do the best i can
Saphiraa 10
Rip thumper