Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on my cat's paw and she let out a deafening screech of pain. After treating her like a queen for the rest of the day as an apology, I accidentally kicked her in the dark, sending her flying up against the wall. I feel as though I should sleep with one eye open tonight. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
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TiffanyBlews27 0
I accidentally ran over a cat once. It was a snow white cat. I heard it's bones crunch, and when I looked back to assess the damage, the snow white cat walked away. Still snow white. No blood, no limp. Like I never ran it over. I like to call it "The Ghost Cat".
mama2b3 20
omg!! thats the worst thing i've ever heard! :'(
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SeedlessMe 13
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Oh wow Boo to that!
Sdelta 0
awwwwwwww you poor thing!
goldenone 2
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death to cats, **** them all. 9 lives my ass
WardFML 0
it was already dead who cares
Epitome1337 0
it was dead you pussy.
Hbkbryan 0
first
waimcyked10 4
I cringed while reading this!
Ms_Jessie22 8
Auditory imagery :/
repyourcliche 0
so did i......... ****
alphabravo76 0
that's unpleasant!!!!!
BriSabb 0
the images I'm having right now are horrible. I couldn't ever imagine that. ::
falluke17 0
turtles crack pretty loud too...
FMLFoshoz 0
**** yuh.!
rosadavis 0
I swerved to miss a car and landed up in a ditch... at least you didn't have to pay for a tow truck, you're just left with a memory that's going to haunt you for the rest of your life lol
GETOVERIT2039 0
lol at 27. and op whatever it was already dead
RosaOnThis 0
LMAO atleast you had good intentions :)
MrSassypants 34
like when I ran over a frog, that was already dead, with my bike. it makes me feel said a life can be takin away so easy.
robertdr 0
then u got racial profiled?
MizzCaramelle 1
yehh.. but it's still traumatizing to have cracked his skull open
degrassilovur 0
omg. that sucks (and it's gross)...!!! :( speaking of cats, I jus gt home to see my neighbors cat with his tail cut off... and it was still bleeding :/
gingersss 5
**** you I hope you burn in hell.
zakkyzebra 11
haha I swerve so I DO hit the cat(:
seanreddog 4
Haha cool Kitten Crunch! sounds like a yummy cereal!
SelfGenocide 0
<- hit a cat with a riding lawnmower once, it was some crazy shit man.
Jennifra 0
I like how the guy naming a cereal kitten crunch has 3 pics off cats in his picture...
seanreddog 4
Hey i'm on such good terms with their species I can talk about them however I want and they won't get mad. if we ever go to war with the dogs I have to defend them.
Kr3tS22 0
HEADSHOT! SPLATTER SPREE! xD
KiddNYC1O 22
no freaking way, I saw cat roadkill around my way today while driving and his skull was cracked
Kr3tS22 0
tru dat :)
albinomustang 0
YDI 4 being a "pussy." lolol
ALERI0N 0
win
groovis 2
This is, without equal, the first entry that truly and completely embodies the expression FML. I have total empathy for you and the only consolation is that the cat had already met its end.
zerobahamut03 2
more like f*ck my own life for having to read this post!!! thats terrible!
xxxbooxxx 16
I've done that. it was quite disturbing
melissamoshh 0
oh my gosh. :( I cringed. that sounds horrible!
UHGG 0
who effin cares
andrewzzz 0
today, I was minding my own business in the middle of the road, when suddenly a crazy lady went out of her way to crush my head. fm9l
Shokz992 0
Instead? Like the cat's head and the rest of the cat are seperate entities? Would explain how you swerved and still managed to hit it somehow...
sirfuzzitoes 0
get over it. the only cats that don't suck are big cats, like cheetahs, lions, and tigers. you should be mad you weren't the one who ran it over in the first place... you missed out on 1000 points.
PatRme 9
who cares it was dead
waimcyked10 4
129 I'm pretty sure that you'd care too if you had been the one to crack the cat's skull open!
zakkyzebra 11
#133 I wouldn't care. i'd laugh probably. easier disection for AP biology students. haha good times
clanceyrocks11 0
haha! 7 made me LOL DAFP
gasbreakdipdip 0
lol I once did this to a squierl but it was still alive FML oh and OP 1500 points for geting the head
_Legion 0
Even if it was dead I'd have swerved too. Having road kill gore stuck to your tires is no fun.
deathcab7 0
dumb ass cat in your way. ! stupid cats, they ruin everything! (:
wataloserface 0
deathcab7 your hella hot. you should do me:)
Ms_Jessie22 8
161- Your username fits perfectly. Wtf pervert!
twist_of_fame93 0
this post makes mefeel better. i squished an uber squishy bug today. gross shit. I have a phobia
ladiesman14 0
i would tell myself someone lost a blanket on the road and/or i ran over a bag of CHIPS. also i tell myself that animals are always taking naps on the road too. SPLAT HAPPENS. sorry.
stoffy10 0
**** you
edwinadi 0
ur pretty :)
boyguydudemalema 0
what the **** you complaining about?! that was a friggin headshot!! that's hardcore shit you pulled off there buddy!
waimcyked10 4
HA 170 you're no better with your shirt hanging off. desperate move there...
trumpetGIRL12345 0
67's pic looks like Justin bieber throwing up and his comment is disturbing
albinogiraffe123 0
aww, you poor things! (OP & the cat)
thechief50 0
#7 go **** you ****** up self dumb ass cats are things to so go **** yourself
ilikeyouuu 0
82- Have you seen the kids movie, Cats and Dogs? It is about cats and dogs going to war with eachother. I watch it with my kids. It's actually a good and funny movie. :)
xXCHAINEDXx 0
oh waaa
reynoldssk8er18 0
25- u look lik Nicholas cage
munkyboycalles 0
fatality!!
drewfus2 6
I smiled when I saw this.
drewfus2 6
nice.
kiss_1214 17
I always do that to it makes me sad if ivrunover tho
kiss_1214 17
I always do that to it makes me sad if ivrunover tho
Vaati_fml 20
7 - I hope you're eaten by a tiger.
tama_tee 0
haha fail
WingsFan80 4
mmmm roadkill lol
Jbiebs82 0
F U!!!
WingsFan80 4
little sensitive are we?
boyguydudemalema 0
yeah cow, shut the duck up its an awesome kill
mama2b3 20
omg!! thats the worst thing i've ever heard! :'(
ImaginaryFoe 1
Seriously? You have been blessed. OP, that's horrible and all but it was DEAD! If you cracked open the skull of a live cat, I'd understand being haunted. F the L of the cat owner who found the mangled corpse of his/her cat in the street.
zac12345 0
So I was hearing words online the other day, crazy stuff man
Devolver 0
You should hear me sing
viral_fml 0
So you're imagining it, but you say you could never imagine it? Way to be a ******* downer.
Devyn333 16
same thing happened to me with a squirrel :[
Sun_Kissed18 25
That's terrible :( whether its dead or not, its still a horrible noise and I wouldn't be able to get over it so quickly either
superman21_fml 19
sun kissed ur smokin!
jonahspnuts 6
That's fine cuz squirrels are demon spawn
orangesodaftw 0
Oh great, now it's in my head. Thanks. Die anti flood!!!!!! Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrr
TiffanyBlews27 0
I accidentally ran over a cat once. It was a snow white cat. I heard it's bones crunch, and when I looked back to assess the damage, the snow white cat walked away. Still snow white. No blood, no limp. Like I never ran it over. I like to call it "The Ghost Cat".
PsychoShark 0
Little did you know that the cats bones were already broken and you fixed them!
ImaginaryFoe 1
LOL @ PsychoShark
Jennifra 0
Lol so weird!!
obri98 10
Maybe you ran over a stick n just happen to c the cat when you looked back
kittykat1501 31
This is why they say cats have nine lives
katy662 4
at least u didn't hit it first...
Rickyretardo 0
dude I wished I was there it would of sounded cool
soleilkitty 0
Ew you're disgusting. A dying creature would not sound "cool." I hope somebody runs over your skull with a grin on their face.
LifeOfDaPartee 0
yea go soleilkitty!! I'm with her
piinkbunnii 1
It was dying, it was already dead!! It wouldn't have gone through any more torture in the first place!! Just more of a mess for the garbage man to clean up!
piinkbunnii 1
Wasn't*
soleilkitty 0
60: Thank you :) 92: That's not the point. It's called respect for the dead. That cat was someone's best friend. How would you feel if someone hit your best friend with a car and ran over their skull without a care? Just because they don't speak English doesn't mean they don't deserve the same decency.
XD_D_SHITE 0
I had a similar experience.... yeah tht sux
stevenJB 25
What Is your profile pic?!? I know it looks like a mouth... *head explodes*