Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0
You cry while driving - you pull over! YDI.
danielrp34 7
Good.....Let the evil run through you.....
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Comments (271)
invisiblegirl155 0
YDI for not knowing how to drive, because if you couldn't stop for TWO animals, then you were OBVIOUSLY going too fast. (cats don't chill randomly on the highway, and if you were going a normal speed in a residential neighbourhood, you would've been able to see it AND stop in time.)
yoboo310 0
lmfaoo this is jsut too great ahhaa
Some_guy 6
Today, I was wandering around a human city looking for some food. A few hundred meters uproad, some lady in a car ran over a cat and kept driving. She was so choked up about running over the cat that she didn't bother swerving to avoid hitting me. FML.
lover_of_life 8
It's nice that she was kind enough to feel sorry about it. She actually cried because she felt bad for the animals. She didn't do it on purpose. Think about how many people's first thought would be, "Oh shit, my tires!" instead of "Oh no, I ran over an animal!"
DuxHuntin 0
Thats awsome!!! There is too many cats anyway good job on ridding one I prefer to use a .22 but a car is just as effective. Watch out for that lil quilly bastard though they will pop tires but they are good to eat I've heard haven't tried it yet.
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
I'm going to ignore the fact that you're being an idiot and a jerk. But a Grammar Nazi would be literally in pain while reading your post. ...I really hope I didn't make any errors while writing this.
SookMauNoots 0
hahaahaha
f_me247 0
how the **** did you even get your license you mother ****** stupid driving bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
f_me247 0
how the **** did you even get your license you mother ****** stupid driving bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
missmarley93 1
WTF!? What's your problem? In driver's ed they say if there's an animal in the road, sad as it is, you have to hit it. If you swerve you can hit a tree, another car, anything, and take many lives plus your own. I hit a dog once and I cried, but luckily I was close to where I was going so it wasn't so bad. FYL OP :(
Nak14 0
HOW DARE YOU RUN OVER A DOG? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. HOW SELFISH CAN YOU BE TO KILL A DOG TO SAVE YOUR OWN LIFE? MURDERER!!!!
thisismylifetoda 0
They don't say you HAVE to hit it. They say DON'T SWERVE for an animal but that doesn't mean hitting it, and you can brake if there are no cars behind you (which is why you have to check your mirrors regularly)
whatastupidlamb 0
YDI for being a stupid moron who's not paying attention to the road. Too bad you didn't hit a stupid person
khet 1
Hahahahahaha! That's gotta blow but it's so damn funny! Fyl