Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0
You cry while driving - you pull over! YDI.
danielrp34 7
Good.....Let the evil run through you.....
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Comments (271)
mariellla14 0
WHAT WAS A PORCUPINE DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET??????????????????
Nak14 0
FYI, I didn't call ALL men sexist. You just think I implied it, no offense.
scottishxvampire 0
oh my god, it's not like she freaking went out into the road searching for animals to run over. Everyone will run over an animal in their life sometime. It's life, and it happens. I thought this was hilarious but sad :'(
genrodriguez2010 0
i can NOT stop laughing
MG_4192 0
people read too much into things.. animals kill animals animals kill humans humans kill animals ..circle of life
phishyyy 0
Awwwwwwww! ANIMAL MURDERER!!!!
Jessaly_fml 0
Aw, I'm sorry, that's really sad that you were that upset...I know it's just a stupid freaking cat, but I personally think it's amazing that no matter how "cruel" and murderous wild animals are, humans have the ability to feel such pity for destroying a creature they never knew, whether it's because they don't like taking away ANY life or the negativity associated with it. I think that was a run-on sentence, but it happens. Death and run-ons. Sigh.
BonnieTaylor 0
Animal killer
TigressUK 0
The decent thing to do would have been to stop the car, get out, check to see if the cat was actually dead. If it was, then you should have found the owners and told them. Nothing hurts worse than losing a beloved pet than having to wait to find out. I have no sympathy for you at all.
kapowi 0
.... Wow, the ******* human race has really hit the shitter. You ******* idiots make me sick. An animal's life is NOT in any way, shape, or form more important than a human's. Plus, in case you didn't notice, animals kill humans each and every day. Do I see the ******* human equivalent of PETA-tards? No, didn't think so. It's people like you fucktards that shouldn't have made it through the evolution cycle.
missshelbo 0
#223, my god. "animals kill humans each and every day" - humans kill animals too. Ever heard of slaughter houses? who are you to say a animals life isn't as important as a humans, i would gladly save my cats life over yours anyday. anthropocentric jerk. people like you really irk me.
asianinvasion16 0
#227 way to stick it to the man!