Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML
Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Today, I was heading home after getting off work at 5 in the morning, when a deer slid out in front of my car. Not jumped. Slid. Thanks, winter. FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Oh deer.
Avalanches 9
That's why you teach it the error of its ways by mowing down its family.
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allmidnighteyes 11
Oh deer.
rocket2 0
hahaha so clean
pump1000 0
lol this guy^^^^
jerseyboy732 16
lmao nicccceeeeee
Shootamonkey3 0
Called it.
Rawr100 0
like a good neighbor statefarm is there
pancakerocks 1
very nice. dont go towards the light
qcumberlovar 2
hahaha that's clever. :)
Straka 0
number 1 I love ur pun!!!!! hey that rhymes...
pickles1994 18
oh deer how stupid
Temi25 6
you should never trust deer
j300zx 0
Fu**ing Bambi
Tempuser117 2
There*
pancakerocks 1
1 beat u to it sry man. d@mn anti flood protection
Avalanches 9
That's why you teach it the error of its ways by mowing down its family.
allmidnighteyes 11
Unless you're driving something that's heavily reinforced at the impact point, a large animal like a deer will usually do much more damage to your vehicle than you will do to it. Just do a Google image search for "deer car accident". There's an especially nasty one of a deer going through the windshield of a red Durango...
nitewlf12 10
Dude, it was a joke. Chill. I think op realized what hitting a deer can do just by what happened to the side of the car. This guy was just trying to be funny. which he succeeded in by the way. Props bro.
BREADEDELF 3
1. Buy snow plow 2. "Collect" deer 3. ??? 4. PROFIT
T3P33_fml 0
"daddy, what are wa eating today? -roasted Bamby."
VinegarStrokes 0
LOL #6 your comment just made my trip to fml tonight completely worth it. Thank you good sir.
afdude87 6
I loled. congratulations
slightlypyro1996 4
You, Sir Elf, are amazing.
BREADEDELF 3
You will do a hell of a lot more damage to the deer than it will do to your car. But you'll still crack your car up.
ViolentBears 0
I beg to differ. I used to live in a place with at least 30 deer that would run around in the neighborhood and if you hit one, it'd just get back up and continue on with a broke leg if they even get that. Depending on where OP lives, the deer can be huge to almost moose size compared to the scrawny deer that I was speaking of. You're more likely to damage your car than those deer.
fthku 13
.. Even if you did do more damage to the deer than it did to you, it's KIND of wrong to go on ahead and run over an animal just because you don't wanna stall an extra minute.
insanesna1l 0
it sounds like the deer in ops case was just clumsy and fell into the car. I don't believe anything other than it's ego would have been damaged
mintcar 10
Eh, it happens. Road kill and all.
princess_ella 0
what about the poor deer???
fred88_fml 0
hope he/she didnt let the carcass go to waste
Arsonnist 3
You did the right thing. Deer always have the right of way. Now it can't press charges. Good work.
ViolentBears 0
It wasn't really attacking. Deer are nature's clumsy and dimwitted children that you're just better off avoiding. They manage to run into you because they forgot where the scary vehicle was. Who knows what goes on in a deer's mind?
Norwegian_Wood 4
"You hit a deer?!" "No, I got hit by a deer!" That is what this reminded me of.
FlashBurn 13
Ironically, that is what happened to my sister! Deer are pretty stupid sometimes.
Necromal 2
I feel bad that I know what you're talking about.
Seabeast1000 4
ya a turkey "hit" my sisters windsheild when she was going down the road.