Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
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Cyrus00 41
Now there's the question of do you want to know what it was?
THEDUDE1553566 24
Hope it's not broken or injured in anyway. Feel better op
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Comments (61)
THEDUDE1553566 24
Hope it's not broken or injured in anyway. Feel better op
fsomelife 26
Thought you meant whatever ran across her foot.
sooner3019 12
Did u at least see what it was? That sucks either way OP
Googolman 29
Why didn't you turn the lights on?
corky1992 33
Probably didn't want to get blinded by the brightness.
Cyrus00 41
Now there's the question of do you want to know what it was?
a3gab 17
Now that's is a good question
ColorOfSoul 19
Both answers are nope.
paravoz 30
it's a mutated mole rat
shebewoofle 21
It's a feral ghoul!
serindipityish 14
#54 Or just the scary cat in your picture!
pop17123 19
Very spooky
snowkittyyy 18
Oh god no. O.o I'm sorry you hurt your foot OP
LeIndianGirl 12
Ouch! My apologies. The same thing occurred to me,once. Except I hit my forehead on the washroom door... Anyway, I hope you're okay now and you haven't sustained serious injuries.
dabaerju 23
So, something ran across your forehead? Talk about freaky stuff!
Psycocharger 19
Why couldn't you just turn a light on... Worth it in my opinion.
OrganicSistah 17
Turning on the light probably would've temporarily blinded him.
Psycocharger 19
Still worth it rather then smashing your foot and probably yelling.
jocamo 24
We have a night light in the bathroom for this reason. We can have lights on but not too bright
sweetbliss3 37
well who cares about that. what was it?
xsnqw 9
Sorry, my wife does that from time to time
Morning_fml 22
Your wife runs across your foot from time to time?
chuka81 27
Nah 21, I'm guessing it's more of she smashes her foot into the side of the tub from time to time.
TheNewGuy03 29
21, that is a great mental image
Machiavelli342 19
#21 man thanks a lot for a good laugh.. I never thought I would laugh again after a long time. thanks again.