Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Today, I was protesting for animal rights. On my way home, I accidentally hit a pig with my car. I freaked out and got out to check to see if it was OK. It knocked me over, spraining my wrist, and it pissed all over my pants. FML
Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML
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PuntingYoshi 0
What were you supposed to do? Have a funeral?
Freeze_fml 17
Stupid PETA. Were they expecting you to give it a funeral?
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Comments (292)
48Connor 10
LOLOL fun
eshhayz 0
PETA rabbit ?
rapeter 0
what's PETA?
Doortje 30
JFGI.
rallets 23
damn that dude keying cars is on a rampage
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Pussy Environmentalists Tickling & Assmunching, I believe. Something along those lines.
rallets 23
People Eating Tasty Animals
KikiThePug 0
PETA: Purple Ever-green Trees Association. :)
yourlifesfucked 0
Pissed Eunichs Tryingtaget Ass.
cradle6 13
Just because a couple people wanted to know, it really means: "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals"
rallets 23
it was only #7
RedPillSucks 33
It means google.
jazzy514 7
PETA strikes againnn!!!!!!!! MWAHAHA
11colio11 4
I love PETA bread
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Today, I saw a guy run over a squirrel FML
heyred 11
Yeah, go move it to the side of the road so it can bite your hand, die, and give you rabies.
Skroal_stomper 5
I have a hard time believing this.
jateda 0
funny, PETA actually kills lots of animals every year. I didnt believe it at first, but they even admit to it. horrible.
SAgirl 23
win
princessRiRi97 0
Peta-- People Eat Tasty Animals
P374RD3D 9
PETA=People Engaging in Terrorist Activities
kingsgirl99 6
Aww I always feel bad for squirrels...
snivellus 6
#193 I read an article about that and it made me completely sad. two Peta workers are in trouble for dumping dead dogs and puppies in dumpster and had more in trash bags in the back of their van T-T.
senortaco 7
People eating tasty animals
hcovballer247 0
Uhm wow. Sucks
poolofblood 0
I'm pretty sure no one stops lol
charllotttee 3
yeah they do
Jaguars25 4
Stopping suddenly is a safety hazard to other drivers behind you, and is generally not recommended.
iwadasn 33
If you already killed the squirrel, what good would stopping do?
bethan1 4
Clearly he should have given the squirel CPR because that's what any decent person would have done. but not really though that would be gross and he would risk getting squaids.
anna0527 0
< I like this guy lol
max_wilder 9
I love squaids
PuntingYoshi 0
What were you supposed to do? Have a funeral?
ChocolateMust 0
i know right? You see roadkill everywhere.. no one stops for a dang possum.
Bees_fml 0
You know right. And wrong.
almighty_zer 5
have a BBQ obv
elme0212 0
LOL @ 209
FML_Elle 17
And little squirreley will be loved by everyone. *sniffles* AMEN
Retardsgonewild 0
did u kill it?
tencentsakiss 19
No. A squirrel survived being driven over by a car.
falluke17 0
just it's leg or back end could have gotten run over, possibly surviving...
that_guy_ollie 0
wouldn't that be worse? Having a half flat squirell draggibg itself across the road ?
richarosky 0
219 that made me laught
thrAsHeRr9081 16
219 I'm going to hell for laughing at that
Miss_kelss420 0
I've actually witnessed a squirrel get hit and the top part of his skull was taken off and he just had a series of seizures flopped around abit then died..it's pretty sad but they are everywhere so they're not going extinct anytime soon..
mariano92 3
manchester united!
rottentomatoes 7
haha XD owned.
Freeze_fml 17
Stupid PETA. Were they expecting you to give it a funeral?
The_Big_Mac 7
that's not an issue. The op did not say he went out of his way to run it over or was carrying some form of firearm wounding and killing them and not finding them and making sure the deed was done and that the kill didn't go to waste, he simply hit the damn thing because it crossed the road at an unfortunate time, so NO, that an issue, it falls under the category of shit happens so get over it. Now that I've posted my rude and uncalled for ranting comment for the day, let's move on...
FYLDeep 26
I see no issue with accidentally killing a squirrel. It wasn't like he was throwing puppies in a river.
katplayer 4
But what if he killed the squirrel on his way to throw some puppies in a river? And what if the river wasn't a river, but lava? And what if the puppies were kittens? Hmm?
grandpaearthling 2
like the PETA freak would gave enjoyed you slamming into their car and injuring them in an attempt to save another living breathing rodent. that sucks
FYLDeep 26
I'm pretty sure you know that Freeze is just throwing out an example of how pointless it would be to pull over. The animal is either going to be dead (very likely) or injured and dying (not very likely). There's nothing that can be done for it. All you would be doing is wasting your time. I think you're trying to overanalyze his comment here. The only issue that ever existed was the issue this PETA douche-bag had.
Freeze_fml 17
It's funny that you're criticizing the basic comprehension of others.
ZeeBest86 6
lmao @ 63's comment...and I'm guessing PETA is some sort of animal rights group...but am I the only one to see the irony in a rights/ethics believer to be the one to stalk and key the car of someone who accidentally drove over a rodent?
FYLDeep 26
To me, it just sounds like more radical behavior from a group well known for trying to be controversial rather than actually protecting animals like they say they are. I bet this guy would have been angry even if the OP stopped and did something for the animal just because he's an asshole. Some of these hardcore PETA people would rather have the OP swerve into a crowd of school children than hit a squirrel, yet they still kill more animals than they save.
yousirareamoron 0
who gives a shit about the squirrel? it had it coming. unless the OP is a vet, there would be no logical reason to stop. even if he was a vet it's just a damn squirrel!
hhhiii 0
imagine if you were that squirrel. You people only say that because your human but what of you were that poor defenseless creature? ******* assholes
Nuahavizu 17
If they were poor defenseless creatures, they probably wouldn't SAY anything. you know, due to being poor defenseless creatures. also, all you peta people need to chill out. sometimes, animals get hit by cars. fact of life. and what was the OP going to do? it was a squirrel, vrs his car. not like he could get out and breathe life back into it, he surely isnt god.
xstolix 1
Its so true haha sometimes you just have to give it a double tap lolz I ran over the back half and backed up and nailed the front half didn't want it to die in agony
xDropsOfJupiterx 8
Not all PETA supporters are extreme like that. Most just try to help stop animal abuse and stuff like that. Im pretty sure if a PETA supporter saw you run over a squirrel, obviously by accident they wouldnt go to the extreme of keying your car.
kittykat1501 31
63 lol. Why are kittens worse than puppies? I prefer cats, but I think it is equally bad for puppies and kittens. Also I literally LOL'ed at this
TrillionHearts 0
it's not like it was someones pet or something... Squirrels get ran over all the time.
a_salzy 0
damn. you prolly should've moved it off the road but you really don't deserve a keyed car. those things come out of nowhere FYL
underyourbreath 8
While I agree with the second comment, to the first about moving the squirrel off the road I'm gonna have to say: EW! Hellz no! That's nasty. Why would it matter if she moved it off the road? It would already be dead. All she would be doing would be touching fresh road kill with her bare hands (bleck! >.
MoniV6661 0
89: Oh, so what you're saying is that we should leave your dead body on the road because it's nasty? OKAY. Will do. ;)
Taq_fml 0
^ This made my day!!
tifftaff14 0
144 - winn
almighty_zer 5
because humans are squirrels that mindlessly run into the middle of the road? wait you may have a point :-|
amerwin 3
It was probably the car that was tailing you, but that's just plain nuts.