Today, my husband and I did artificial insemination. At the hospital, they mixed up the sperm and didn't realize until it was too late. I'm now pregnant with a stranger's baby. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband rushed me to the hospital, and we were told that I'd had a miscarriage. Neither of us knew I was pregnant. FML
Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
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notesz 21
This is lawsuit material.
JasonThorn 23
Nice to know the hospital has just volunteered to pay for the costs of raising the child. If they haven't...MAKE THEM.
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JasonThorn 23
Nice to know the hospital has just volunteered to pay for the costs of raising the child. If they haven't...MAKE THEM.
notesz 21
This is lawsuit material.
manb91uk 22
Tune in after the commercial break to find out what happens next - you won't BELIEVE what her husband does!
IMSCARJOHANSSON 24
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I agree with the other comments on lawsuit and having the hospital pay for the childcare. There is probably a very good reason, but why insemination? Just wondering, not discouraging. Good luck though OP
RinoaHeartilly 36
Why do you need to know? Oh wait, you don't.
Lalala579121 28
Because they wanted to. What other reason do they need?
DragonMaiden7 15
Has it never occurred to you that couples could have problems conceiving on their own? She may have misshaped eggs, he may have low sperm count, either way, it really isn’t every Tom, Dick and Harry’s business why they choose artificial insemination
Allie614032 34
If you're not against abortion, you could get rid of this fetus as soon as possible and then make SURE it's your husband's sperm next time.
DragonMaiden7 15
Artificial insemination is expensive as hell dude, plus there is no guarantee that the second time will take. Also thanks to Dictator Trump and his Idiot Administration, a lot of Planned Parenthood’s are shut down. Which means no safe place to get an abortion. So it’s a screwed if you do-screwed if you don’t situation.
xXDemonWolfXx 13
Lmao “dictator Trump” you people never fail to make me laugh
RichardPencil 32
Don’t worry, DM7, rich people will always be able to get abortions. The Orwellian-named “pro-life” movement only wants to oppress poor women. They don’t want to take on the fat cats who impregnate their mistresses and need their fixers to erase the problem. There are probably many Trump bastards out there and an untold number of aborted fetuses with Donald’s DNA.
chubbear 14
You guys downvote this, but you know it's true.
Allie614032 34
I know artificial insemination is expensive. I figured the hospital would cover it, considering they ****** up the first time. Perhaps they would cover more than one, if the first one doesn't take.
Misoranomegami 16
If they fertilized the entire set of eggs with the wrong sperm that means potentially months of painful injections and jabs ro collect new eggs assuming that they even can. That's a pretty big gamble to take if they're already having fertility issues.
Inkoseh 33
Yes its expensive, but with what happened, whatever lawsuit they WILL win will pay for it. Because HOLY SHIT that's a BIG ACCIDENT. Where I went, they confirmed names and numbers with the sperm vials and egg containers. They made sure the numbers matched, and confirmed with ME PERSONALLY! Holy shit this hospital ****** up!
blondie45 21
Its a little early to tell if you’re pregnant if the artificial insemination was only done today...
lizzstalker 15
Every FML has to start with the word today. The procedure may have been done weeks ago and op just recently found it what happened
blondie45 21
Thank you smart ass - I know how FML works... OP could then have started her post saying “today I found out that the artificial insemination I had done a few weeks ago...”
Huldan MeGroyn 13
Hey, look! I found the entitled brat in the post!
hitmanoo 16
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
cornyrob 33
Like, "I swear i wasn't already pregnant with another man's baby when i went to get inseminated."
DragonMaiden7 15
Did someone say LAWSUIT?! Seriously though, this was a gigantic ****-up. Hospitals actually make a lot of mistakes that range from screwing up minor medications to fatal flaws on the operation table, yet they are often protected by bullshit legal loophole’s. If you have the proof that this is 100% the hospital’s fault and can get a great lawyer that will only charge you after you win, you and your husband will have one hell of a case on your hands, and hopefully you can set some sort of standard for hospitals.
Lalala579121 28
If any of the doctors or staff admitted fault then it is 100% lawsuit material. Oh the things we learn from Scrubs.
RichardPencil 32
Was the stranger hot, playah? The ol’ “mix up at the hospital” trick? An oldie but a goodie!
franniemae 8
This is incredibly sad and a successful lawsuit