Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0
You cry while driving - you pull over! YDI.
danielrp34 7
Good.....Let the evil run through you.....
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Comments (271)
novella0013 0
You have absolutely no heart at all, I presume.
letyoudie 0
YDi for crying like a bitch.
sharkeyfin 2
Did you call the cops? Because hitting an animal and leaving is still considered "leaving the site of an accident". Especially since the porquipine could cause a flat with its spines.
Rhad 0
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sentient 10
You deserve the presidential medal of freedom for running over that blasted cat.
tipsy337 0
Quit crying like a bitch. It's not like you ran over a child. You should have pulled your bitch ass over instead of being a hazzard to the roadway.
Bullshet 0
YDI. If you were that upset to the point of where you couldn't drive, you should've pulled over until you calmed down. What if that porcupine were some little kid?
iltdtsm 0
Aw. People are jerks. I'm sorry you had to go through that ... that blows. I'd feel like death if I ran over an animal. Although in spite of the actual scenario, it's hilarious that you ran down another one after the first. And about all this human life vs animal life thing ....... There's that whole complex about humans conquering the Earth (which obviously we do) but it's true, we're raping our planet. Humans suck. However, anyone who suggests that killing an animal is as bad as killing a human just needs to get over it. Sure, animal life is important, but don't bullshit. Kid or porcupine? If you even have to hesitate, you're seriously ****** up.
1R1X0X0 10
Kids stink, cry, yell, are mean to others.. I prefer the animals. Humans judge each other for looks, disabilities and many more things we can't control. Often they laugh about others to make them feel bad on purpose. Animals don't judge anyone like we do. They accept you the way you are and show you real appreciation for being nice. They would fit better on top of the evolution than we do.
Alexk911 0
my cat got run ever yesterday you d*ck
i_r_so_silleh 0
aww that's so sad i'm sorry. at least you felt remorse, which is normal....my friend's boyfriend drowned a kitten when he was little and now he brags/laughs about it...he's uhh kinda ****** up.
zombie_pie 0
tell your friend to watch out. serial killers usually start out killing small animals like that.
cucumberfabulous 7
What.....the........eff ? Wow..yep, he is really ****** up
Boxingsweets 0
Here I was, laughing about all the comments made here...and then I see this one about a drowning kitten. I need to go hug my cat now. D: That person is one sick ****.
amstillives 0
YDI for being a wimp and an animal killer.. BiTCH...