Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
Yeet it
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Good or bad news?
Today, I decided I was gonna take a pregnancy test after being two months late. I bought two because I was sure it would give me a positive. That same night I got my period. FML
Dodged a bullet
Today, I went to the doctor's office after getting a positive pregnancy test. She did another one to confirm the result, which came back negative. My husband is wandering around with a great big smile on his face, because he isn't going to "have a rugrat." FML
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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enxhi96 21
Maybe you should have done std tests before taking the condoms off? Just a thought...
SoloAutotunE 17
At least that's one of the STIs that are curable and not something like herpes or aids
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Comments (88)
Cadillac_kid_15 27
Don't have sex with strangers. That's not the way
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Rather judgemental of you. And if she was trying for a baby it's quite possible she caught it from her partner anyway.
SteveBassist 20
That's just an incredibly stupid & judgemental thing to say.
ztodaro 25
You don't understand sarcasm you idiot
oreoeater 21
#78 clearly, you don't either
Kristoffer 35
Maybe you should have only tried with one dude.
hellobobismyname 24
And who said her partner wasn't the one who gave it to her, hmm?
Apparentlyacunt 18
It only takes one dude....
doemetoch 28
And even if she would sleep with several dudes, who are you to judge her? (Although regular STD-tests are very much a necessity in that case!)
iwillreapyou 19
Maybe she was loyal to a guy who wasn't so loyal and passed it to her?
enxhi96 21
Maybe you should have done std tests before taking the condoms off? Just a thought...
Dr_Lily_fml 17
And maybe she did the tests and it came after? Once you do the tests, you're not clean forever.
AndesFults 13
She meant for her and her partner so they both would know what each other have before going skin to skin
derperbear 8
OP states they have been trying for months. Maybe they did testing before that. Why would they get additional testing? Most of the time when people try to have babies they have already been together for years.
ChopSuey444 20
OP could very well be a married woman. Trying for a baby can cause tension in a marriage. One spouse can feel like they've been pressured but they're afraid of disappointing the other, and often times trying for a baby leads to ovulation tests and timed unpassionate sex which could lead someone chlamydia free to do something that causes chlamydia... That's just one of the MANY possibilities other than the popular "OP is responsible" theory.
enxhi96 21
Who the **** cares? Even if she's in a monogamous relationship, getting tested won't hurt it's for your own benefit. Just because I have a boyfriend doesn't mean I won't do my routine checkups every year. It takes 2 minutes but I guess that's too much for most people. *sigh*
Mightyrif 23
Multiple dalliances would do that to you.
A07 48
Here's to staying
rldostie 19
I'm guessing you got this from your long-term partner? If that's the case, sorry, OP and that sucks. But SOOO much better to learn he's a cheating douche now that AFTER you got pregnant. Take the meds, get better, and chalk it up as a win for getting out of that relationship before things got irreversible.
isaac_newton 17
Maybe he didn't cheat. He could have gotten it before and they just never had sex without a condom. Then she never went to a doctor or anything to learn she got chlamydia until months after.
rldostie 19
I suppose that's possible, though how long can a man have chlamydia without knowing? I know it can have silent symptoms for surely not for years, which I presume one would wait until they start trying to have children. Of course this is based on the assumption that the OP is waiting a reasonable amount of time before trying to have children with her significant other.
booman342 13
Some people have resistances or immunities that others do not. He might have had it but been immune. Kinda like Typhoid Mary.
andrmac 25
Guys don't really get obvious symptoms for that woman do, and gonorrhea is the opposite.
SoloAutotunE 17
At least that's one of the STIs that are curable and not something like herpes or aids
Mahtari 19
Herpes is harmless and nearly all of the human population has some form of it #themoreyouknow
kk21days 14
Half of the population has some form of Herpes Simplex, not genital herpes. They're two different strains of the virus.
Migole 36
Genital Herpes IS Herpes Simplex. There's HS 1 and HS 2. Both can induce both the face and genital outbreak but usually it's 1 for the face and 2 for the genitals
Krypt1c 11
Actually left untreated it can be really dangerous for women and even cause infertility and other permanent damage
Calibeauty_ 13
And you can also get hsv 1 on your genitals if your significant other had a sore on their lip and you go down on them.
mswim 27
Chlamydia can cause infertility in woman. This could very well explain why OP can't get pregnant.
JpTheGreat23 19
Did you check to see if you were ovulating. Always do tests of your partners blood too.
moocowmilk0 19
someone got some explaining to do
totallynotemily 25
Try a sperm bank?