Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
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liketoknow 0
eeee www..... Small dick
snaebra 0
That is just sad
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Richieq212 0
i love how this is under the catagory of love
CookiMonster2005 0
Lmaoooo #2
GGnoRe 0
You, sir, are a disgusting fat slob. Lose a lot of weight before showing your ugly self to public.
heatherrrx 0
Haha, fail. xD
Tobunshi 0
This is your own fault.
youaresofucked 0
The short Fmls are the best
wrestling49 0
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i think i just threw up
Gunpar 0
That's just classic, and YDI for sure.
_itsmeeex1bitchz 0
lol @ 2. & i bet that shit stankkksss!
itsgen 16
OMG!!! i was gonna say the exact thing as #2 lol got that from stuie from family guy lol