Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
Today, I noticed while sitting on my office chair, my belly is now large enough to touch my thighs. I'm not pregnant, I just ate my feelings for the past few years, and gained about 20kg in total. I've never felt so much self-loathing as I do right now, and I'm too ashamed to ask for help. FML
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I felt so self-conscious about my gut, I pushed it out and pretended I was pregnant rather than sucking it in. FML
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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VnD 12
But hating yourself won't achieve a thing for you, rather than investing in your hate with yourself, start thinking about how you can turn your life around with exercise, trust me, you'll start loving yourself, this coming from a former fat, huge person, exercise turned my life around.
Jonkbaby 23
My friend, today is a new day. It took time to get to this point, it will take time to get where you will not feel that way. I started only drinking water, cut down on carbs and starches and started snacking on fruits and nuts and weight started to disappear. Remember, every day is a new day and new opportunity
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VnD 12
But hating yourself won't achieve a thing for you, rather than investing in your hate with yourself, start thinking about how you can turn your life around with exercise, trust me, you'll start loving yourself, this coming from a former fat, huge person, exercise turned my life around.
SM79 6
Way to go! congrats on your success. I'm down almost 80lbs since May of last year!
Jonkbaby 23
My friend, today is a new day. It took time to get to this point, it will take time to get where you will not feel that way. I started only drinking water, cut down on carbs and starches and started snacking on fruits and nuts and weight started to disappear. Remember, every day is a new day and new opportunity
SM79 6
Don't hate yourself. you CAN fix this. I've lost 78 pounds in the last 11.5 months on Weight Watchers and starting a workout routine. I walked 30 minutes briskly when u started and worked up to where I am now. You CAN get healthy. You just have to make it a priority. seriously, look into WW and be more active. Hating yourself won't give you a better life, caring about yourself enough to fix this will!!!